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I have come to the conclusion that LIL' MISS JUDY had a HEX put on her by someone not wanting to see Capt Mike Buffington and myself catch fish. Yeah.....I know this sounds a little far fetched......even for me, but I believe it!
Ever since that Red Headed Step Child came to the Carolinas and stepped foot on that CAT BOAT, things have not been the same. It all started with the "Hook a Hoo" Rodeo, couldnt find the water and eventually couldnt find the fish.
Now the "SLAYA" has returned to the Sticks and the curse is still on the boat. Yesterday, upon leaving the jetties, I was greeted by pea soup fog. No big deal.....the radar would guide us. First off, lost a down rigger overboard while running, then the pedastal broke on the RADOME. All this in 1 foot seas!! So, I had to slow her down and really keep good watch in the soup.
Now, upon getting to the hole, I put out the riggers and low and behold the outrigger clip screws have fell out of the clips!
Now I think ....WTF!!! Rubber bands come out and what a mess that was! Then the planer rod goes out and BAM A LAM....I see the tip swivel roller is missin! Im thinkin.....OMG, enoughs enough!! What else can go wrong?
We fight our way through the problems only to get 6 strikes......6, Im taking line strikes, 4 Im taking line strikes for 5 to 10 minutes. None of which made it in the boat! They all shook off! Now come on guys......even a BLIND HAWG finds a kernal of corn from time to time. It wasnt meant to be.
Thats when the radio buzzed with chatter and some guy ask has that BLACK MAGIC been taken off the boat yet? I said.....WHAT THE HELL you talking about? He then says he had heard that my boat had some BAD JUJU from the week before. A little HOCUS POCUS had been sent down Carolina just for my boy the "SLAYA". I laughed and said NONSENSE!
But then I got to thinkin about this JUJU stuff, "To Much" has gone wrong since "SLAYA" had stepped on her. Maybe there was something to this?
Now I aint the SUPERSTITIOUS type! So I figured, what the heck, I seen this Palm Reader down on Hwy 17 one time, had a sign said, READINGS......24/7. Had a Red Hand in the sign....I knew this was the place to go!
Whata you know, I pulled into the yard and out walked this Old Lady.....said her name was SISTER SARAH of the Red Hand Society. Palm Reader! Told me she knew what I was here for. So I said OK, she says you got some problems........I said yeah, I figured youd say that. She then told me it would be 50 dollars an hour. At which time I told her I give her $25 and Id be out in less than 30 minutes. She accepted and in we went.
Immediately, this lady takes my hand and starts mashin and pokin and chantin some Mumbo Jumbo. Lookin at this Star Chart as she went along. Then get this, she says MR......you got to go somewhere else, cause This thing is just to much for me. I said WHAT! I just payed you....now I want some answers? She again, went to hummin and spittin. I dint know what was goin on. She finally, said Im tellin you for the last time you got to go, this too much for me! Go....Go where? She said this thing was VOODOO and it was very dark! She then told me there was a lady down the road who could help me, said she lived in Atlantic Beach(SC). Now she insist that I leave her home.
Im thinkin, lady you just took me for $25 and all I got was a another lady to go see. But I did, I went to the address she gave me. And Ill tell you, I knew I was in the right place this time.
This house had all kinds of skulls and bones hanging from the the tree in the backyard. Bright colored banners were hanging from bush to bush and all the trees were painted white from the bottom up the tree about 4 feet. Now that I think about it, everything was painted white from the ground up to about 4feet, even the house! Something about the HAINTS, one of the children later told me. HAINTS I asked....he said Spirits.
Soon as I step out of the truck, a young kid comes up and says "what you want". I told him I wanted to see the ROOT DOCTOR. Thats what SISTER SARAH had said to ask for. He took off to the door like a shot from a cannon. I heard some shoutin and a head pokes out from the doorway. A Leathered Colored Lady with what appeard to be a Blond Wig motioned for me to come in. I did.... and entered through the kitchen where I was then ushered into another room with only some candles for light to see. She was already seated and the child told me to "SIT"! So I did, she immediately started speaking in some dialect similiar to Haitian or Jamaican. I couldnt understand a word she said, she carried on like that for 30 minutes. I was gettin a little worried not knowin what she charged for her time, especially since we hadnt discussed it up front.
Then suddenly, I noticed there were other children seated on the couches located around the walls of the room. As she would talk, from time to time different children would chime in and say things back to her. I was really gettin worried now! Then I saw the chicken, a live chicken come walkin by where we were seated. That threw me a little, but I figured they knew what they were doin.
Then the child I initially met, touches my hand and says that the ROOT DOCTOR can be told why I am here now. I said OK...and started telllin her the whole story. She reached over and started shakin this rattler thing in my face, I think it was chicken neck bones. Then she throwed some powder or something in the candles and they flashed and popped. She toked on this BIG CIGAR and blew smoke in my face too.This was really gettin strange now. So the lady ask through the child where the other man is now. I said he had went back home to Missisipi. The child then said that she needed a piece of his hair and a piece of mine. I figured that shouldnt be to hard to get from Capt Mike, he could mail me some I guess. But I asked what she needed it for? The child said that if it was he who had the spell then it could be overturned but some part of him had to be worked out. The child said she would cook both our hairs and then she had to go to the place that all this had happpened to break the spell. OK........I asked, so you got to go to the boat and do your thing there? The child said YES!
UUH OOH......I got a feeling this is goin to be expensive.
The plan is to take her to the boat and have her cleanse the LIL MISS JUDY from all the bad JUJU and the Black Magic. I can see it now, walkin down the dock through the Gauntlet of Battlewagons with the ROOT DOCTOR. But I gotta do what I gotta do! Else I may never catch another fish!
Now if I can just get the "SLAYA" to send me a few of them RED HAIRS I can get things back to normal around here.
Look out for the video of the CLEANSING. Im definetely going to get this on film!
Now if I can just talk her into tellin me WHO put the HEX on in the first place, then Im gonna send some love back their way.
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Originally Posted by IglooMan
