PAALEEESE CONTEST HOPEFULS!!!..........GIVE ME A BREAK HERE.
I GO AND BUY..........I SAID BUY.....A GRANITE ATOP MARBLE BASE HEADSTONE....................A GENUINE HEADSTONE.....................I HAVE THE BILLION YEAR OLD ROCK FREAKING ENGRAVED !!!!!........IT TAKS THREE PEOPLE AND A NEW SET OF TRUCK SPRINGS TO HAUL THE THING AROUND....THEN A WORLD CLASS WHEEL BARROW TO HAUL THE THING TO THE WOODS!!!
THEN...........I PUT ON A FULL FLEDGE HOLLYWOOD PRODUCTION........DIRECTORS....SCENE CO-ORDNATOR........PROPS.........CATERING ...DAYS IN THE MAKING....................IT TOOK WEEKS OF PLANNING ....WEEKS OF WAITING FOR THE ENGRAVER TO FINISH HIS MASTERY.......NOT TO MENTION THE GENIOUS OF "ZANE GREYNBOX".....WEEKS IN THE PLANNING WITH ZANE GREY POSTS ...FOR ZANE TRULY IS IN DA BOX!!!......
OH YES I IMPOSED THE SFC LOGO TO HEAD STONE ,BUT NOT THE ZANE GREYNBOX PART!.......THE TEE IS DANG SHURE REAL..........I EVEN HAD FED EX DELIVER THE TEE TO HIM!!!........THE ZANE GREYNBOX HEADSTONE WITH HIS SPORTFISHERMEN.COM TEE IS ORIGINAL.................IT WEIGHS SEVERAL HUNDRED POUNDS..........
AND YOU GUYS FEEL YOU DESERVE THE TEASER REELS.............MY BIG BUTT!!! HAAA!!
WHY NOT STEP UP TO DA PLATE AND HAVE THE FREAKING PRETTY LIL OL REELS ENGRAVED INSTEAD OF OVERLAYS! ....AND WHY NOT PAINT YOUR CAR WITH THE LOGO INSTEAD OF USUING COMPUTER KEYS ?
YOU TEASE WADS DON'T EVEN HAVE A SFC DECAL LOGO ON YOUR TRUCK TAILGATE ......................
AND SHARK ... .......WHY NOT INK SOME REAL SFC TATOOS ON SOME REAL SKIN OR HAVE BIKINIS EMBROIDERED WITH SFC.COM LOGO!!!!
YOU GUYS, ALL OF YOU WHO WANT THE TEASER REELS ARE SIMPLY LOOKING FOR THE EASY WAY OUT TO WIN !!!!! YEP , THE EASY WAY OUT JUST LIKE WHEN YOU PULL THAT DANG GREEN THING...OR ALL YA PRETTY LITTLE OL SPREADER BARS WI' DA SQUIDDERS.......THE EASIEST WAY TO FISH
THIS CONTEST HAS YEILDED FROM YOU A BIG FAT ZERO...NANNA.......IF YOU WANT TO BEAT THE 'BOX, .....THEN RIG UP RIGHT!!!! DON'T BE SHOCKED IF EACH OF YOU "OVERLAYING GHURUS" ,.... DON'T BE SURPRISED IF A ZANE GREYNBOX HEADSTONE SHOWS UP IN YOUR FRONT YARD!! THE BALL IS ON THE ONE YARD LINE AND DA CLOCK IS RUNNIN
GO TATOO BOTH THIGHS AND ALSO YOUR BUTT WITH THE SFC LOGO WITH ORIGINALITY AND THEN....AND ONLY THEN WILL I SHUT UP AND BOW OUT OF THIS NO-CONTEST!!!
ok marty. . . here is the real thing. . . the tatoo part is coming tomorrow. . . mrs. sharky is sleeping before she heads to charleston sc. so before she leaves tomorrow, ill make sure she gets inked!!
Since I really don't want marty to win this. I will bring out some of the sportfisherman.com sighting I have seen lately. I hope I dont need to one up SharkJP's tattoo but I may just have to...
Last edited by Bluefin22'; 08-24-2005 at 01:56 PM.
You guys and your super imposed images are going down the drain. I am almost done and now I must finish the job. And my wife is very very p*ssed off at the little stunt...