I WOULD DIE A SLOW DEATH ....BY SLICING MY WRISTS WITH DULL RAZOR BLADES LACED WITH THREE DAY OLD OWL TURDS AND MOOSE LUNG TISSUE ....AND HOOK A 10 HORSEPOWER SUCTION PUMP UP TO THE CUTS TO GET A FAST BLEEDOUT BEFORE I EVER BOUGHT OR PULLED A PRE-RIGGED BAIT.

IN FACT, IF I WERE ON A BOAT AND FOUND THEM IN THE FREEZER WHILE FISHING IN 500 FATHOMS, I WOULD JUMP OVER BOARD AND SWIM HOME.

IS THERE NO DIGINITY LEFT AMONGST US? WHAT'S NEXT? HIRE A STAND IN TO MAKE LOVE TO OUR WOMAN?