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Thread: Hookers, hooters and swordfish

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    Sail boats suck
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    Hookers, hooters and swordfish

    A friend of mine called last night and asked if we might be up for an over night trip this weekend.He has an older 63' Paul Mann and its pretty tricked out. I said the truck is almost loaded already, what time do you want us there?

    His reply was Friday morning around 5. and oh by the way, try and get ahold of a couple of those excort service friends of yours to come along and cook and what not !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So here it is only Tuesday and I have several (three to be exact) all lined up to spend Friday and Saturday chasing fish (you know how those escort ladies like to fish) and cooking and cleaning and making sure we dont fall asleep and keep a watch on the seas for us.

    Ill report back Sunday and tell what we caught!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not from the company as they have all been tested!) but fish wise !

    PS: Only one problem, the wind forcast is looking bad, any ideas for what we might do if stuck at the dock?
    Capt Lyle Ritter, suffolk Virginia

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    Crab mustard is good Wild Life Management's Avatar
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    That's one hell of a first post. Are you friends with Capt. Stabbin or what?

    Good luck catching anything that doesn't involve medication afterwards.

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    Crab mustard is good
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    Sounds like its gonna blow whether you go out or stay at the dock. Have fun, take video!
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    If Ignorance is bliss, Why aren't more people happy? clt_capt's Avatar
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    I think we have a winner here.

    If it smells like fish don't eat it
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    I am a tackle Ho
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    I'd be willing to put a skirt on for a chance at some tuna. I'm almost 300 lbs but my wife can sow me up a bikini for a special occasion like this. I'll even shave. Let me know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by szoobie View Post
    I'd be willing to put a skirt on for a chance at some tuna. I'm almost 300 lbs but my wife can sow me up a bikini for a special occasion like this. I'll even shave. Let me know.

    WTF!!!! allrighty then, you must whant a tuner bad



    Hey Lyle, if you need someone to scrub, wax, polish, clean the bildge, paint your house etc etc, I know a good mate who can help ya out

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    I think Admin is going to let me have this space Big Jay's Avatar
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    I'll give you a one up on Capt. Josh if you post pics. Might go down as the best first post ever.

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    Ill try and get a few nice ( family friendly kind of) pictures to put up Sunday. I might even get one of the fine ladies weighing the anchor!!!!!!!!
    Capt Lyle Ritter, suffolk Virginia

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    Lyle it sure looks like it sucks to be you

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    I think Admin is going to let me have this space carom's Avatar
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    Lyle it sure looks like it sucks to be you
    i wanna be like this guy when i grow up! or should say OLD!
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