Help Answer Some Questions - PLEASE

[Tom K]

I desperately need your help in finding some answers to the following questions. My boredom has gotten to the critical stage! Here's the questions:

1. Why don't they make a zipper or pee hole when they make Grundens? Don't Scandanavians ever have to pee? You have to take your top off, get out of the suspenders, and drop your bottoms in order to pee. That's what a woman has to do. Are Grundens made by women?

2. What do the weathermen do on the weekends? They probably don't fish. How accurate would the forecasts be if their pay was based on their percent of accuracy?

3. Do they make offshore reels that are totally impervious to salt water? Penn Internationals are nothing more than giant sacrificial anodes waiting to be eaten alive by the salt. I love my Tiagras, and they do seem to hold up a tad better than the Penn's, but are there any reels out there with the guts of a Tiagra that are immune to the salt environment?

4. Where the hell do all of the "happy birthday" balloons come from that are floating offshore?

5. Why do the bigger bluefin always hit the lightest rod in the spread?

6. Who is it that comes aboard your boat in the dark of the night and tangles up your anchor rode despite the fact that you stored it neatly and with great care?

7. Most important, when is the wind gonna die enough to get out there? I can't take much more of this.

Any answers will be greatly appreciated!

[Surfergirl]

I hear you on the Grundens!! why don't they make a snap flap in the back for women?? Being a woman and wearing them too sometimes when I detail yachts and fishing.... I have a hard time understanding this

Maybe they don't have to pee.. or they have a catheter


I need to either detail a yacht or go fishing too!!!

Somebody please help us poor souls.

[Phase VI]

Surfergirl: I hear ya! This is my least favorite time of the year. The tuna and wahoo are busting off of Cape Hatteras and Cape Lookout and I'm stuck here listening to the same awful forecast over and over, and watching Poveromo and Jose having fun in exotic locations........

That reminds me of another question; Why does Poveromo wear half a hat?

[Surfergirl]

Surfergirl: I hear ya! This is my least favorite time of the year. The tuna and wahoo are busting off of Cape Hatteras and Cape Lookout and I'm stuck here listening to the same awful forecast over and over, and watching Poveromo and Jose having fun in exotic locations........

That reminds me of another question; Why does Poveromo wear half a hat?

Maybe he just wants one side of his head to get sun?

Welcome aboard Phase VI.. I'm looking forward to your fishing reports.

[fmoore]

Speaking of Poveromo......
Did you see him get slapped by that grouper this morning??
Thing got him right in the face with its tail
Funniest thing I've seen on a fishing show in a while

[Tom K]

Speaking of Poveromo......
Did you see him get slapped by that grouper this morning??
Thing got him right in the face with its tail
Funniest thing I've seen on a fishing show in a while

Yea, I saw that.... lost his half-a-hat too! Had the same thing happen to me one time by a black tip..... smarts!

[Surfergirl]

lost his half-a-hat too!

That's funny!... I needed that giggle this morning.. Thanks.

[Tom K]

That's funny!... I needed that giggle this morning.. Thanks.

Desperate people do desperate things..... luckily, it doesn't take much to make us laugh or cheer each other up! Come on spring!

[Deep C]

1. Scandanavians seldom pee. "Genetics" permits them to uncoil and go out the ankle cuff. I'm half Norwegian...
2. I keep waiting to see if congress ever decides to find funding for widows at the weather centers. At least they'd be able to get current weather right.
3.Older shimano tritons... Once a year I have to knock the coral growing on mine but salt never is an issue...
4. Cruise ships have partnered with Chucky Cheese...
5. Cause they can...
6.Must be my mate...
7. I am guessing never . Thats why I'm going to Chub Cay where the pocket is surrounded from the wind on most sides by flats and I won't get beat up...

[Tom K]

Deep C:

Thanks! Feels good to laugh! I guess us Welchmen will have to continue just to hold it back!