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    Man Attacked by Large Beaver


    CUMMING, Ga., Aug. 2 (UPI) -- Georgia wildlife officials said they are searching for a large beaver that bit a man on the leg and arm while he was fishing on Lake Lanier in Forsyth County.

    Authorities said Russ McTindal was fishing Thursday when he saw the mammal, which he estimated to weigh 35 to 40 pounds, came at him quickly, WSB-TV, Atlanta, reported Monday.

    "When he got close enough, I whacked him a couple of times with a fishing rod on top of the head," McTindal said. "He even speeded up more. When he got to the bank, he come in chomping."

    "He was attacking me," McTindal said. "He was actually attacking me. I hadn't provoked him or anything. Apparently when I went down, he pulled his head out locked on to me."

    McTindal said he escaped the beaver and used his belt as a tourniquet to stop the bleeding.





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    If only he was funny,

    I know he has a hugh following, but I would need to be on life support to sit through one of his shows. I mean, so predictable, cabela shirt wearing, redneck, fat chick stupid humor. That routine is so stupid and so old........it stinks like my dead grandmother.

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    tool

    hubris your a tool.....

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    Trust me,

    Quote Originally Posted by deadbird995 View Post
    hubris your a tool.....
    Im more talented than that........Im more like a tool BOX! I can do almost anything.
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