Guess the homo Noah caption:

[capt. jakeg]

I googled our good friend Ono Noah and found that he does just make a report and paste it onto about twenty different message boards, but also I saw something that made me mystified by its gayness....I dont know if he posted this one on this site but when I saw the photo in conjuction with the caption Ono Noah put to go with the photo I just about shat myself. Anyways, heres the photo... get yourself into the homo noah mindset and guess what the caption was on this photo.


Nevermind- I found it here on this site already... damn it!

[rarhomes]

Me and my buddy P-Rick smokin um.

[Deep C]

Alright damnit... I just got off a greuling day of dragging shit across the atlantic without a scratch. Boat was running like shit. Boss was tired and cranky. Just came in after cleaning up the last of the boat and flicked on the computer.
I read this title and proceeded to burn the hell out of my nasal passages with hot coffee. Not only do I have a mess to clean up but my nose hurts. Please warn me next time you plan on comming up with a great title like this next time...
Thank you...

[Ono Noah]

how about:

'I catch fish daily, while y'all masturbate to my pics.'

If I'm wrong, do post your pics of your daily catches. Or would you rather think gay thoughts? What a queer.

-Ono Noah

[Capt_John]

Originally Posted by Ono Noah

how about:

'I catch fish daily, while y'all masturbate to my pics.'

If I'm wrong, do post your pics of your daily catches. Or would you rather think gay thoughts? What a queer.

-Ono Noah

Uh oh......5 pages for sure here.

By the way Noah, I know you get a lot of flack from these guys. Try asserting yourself a different way man. When you post like you do, you're gonna catch a ton of crap. Oh yeah, and I've forgotten more fish than you've caught.

[fat2na.com]

OH NO!

You now have yourself believing your own lies, that's certifiable. Dude you're sick, get some help. To post like you have been obviously shows that you have no idea of this industry and it's size. Ever hear of six degrees of separation? Well in our industry, and I use that term as to not include you, it's more like four degrees. How long did you think your charade would last?

Your ruining any chance of making a decent reputation of yourself, too many people know too many people. What does the owner of that operation think of your comedy? Unless he's as dumb as you, I have a hard time believing anyone who's trying to run and build charter business would condone your stupidity.

Just a word of advice before one of your local boys gets wind of what you've been doing and how you've been ruining that operation and before someone wraps you up and you disappear, while we all get a kick out of abusing you, you should probably go away, for good.

Aloha moron!

[Ono Noah]

Originally Posted by fat2na.com

OH NO!

You now have yourself believing your own lies, that's certifiable. Dude you're sick, get some help. To post like you have been obviously shows that you have no idea of this industry and it's size. Ever hear of six degrees of separation? Well in our industry, and I use that term as to not include you, it's more like four degrees. How long did you think your charade would last?

Your ruining any chance of making a decent reputation of yourself, too many people know too many people. What does the owner of that operation think of your comedy? Unless he's as dumb as you, I have a hard time believing anyone who's trying to run and build charter business would condone your stupidity.

Just a word of advice before one of your local boys gets wind of what you've been doing and how you've been ruining that operation and before someone wraps you up and you disappear, while we all get a kick out of abusing you, you should probably go away, for good.

Aloha moron!

Screw you Haole, nice threats too bro. Jesus will save you nevertheless, he forgives you.

Mahalo,

-Ono Noah

[Ultralite]

I called out Noah Ono for posting all over the place at Bloodydecks.com and got this pm response from him:

Private Message: Point in case
Today, 06:29 PM
Ono Noah
Registered User

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Name: Noah
Age: 25
Vessel: Start Me Up Sportfishing
Location: Lahaina, Maui, U.S.A.
Job:Hawaiian Sportfishing -- Do you wanna get hooked up?
Bio: I catch monsters in Hawaiian waters. Pelagic fishing at it's finest with some bottom fishing. noahjster@gmail.com Stop Wishin' and Go Fishin'!

Point in case
Yes, i'm posting all over the net. Don't post in my threads if you don't like what I have to say. And get the hell out of the Hawaii section you Haole. Post in your lame fishing hole section of the nation.
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Tag & Release of your Billfish is your choice! Let your charter company or charter captain know what you want before you book your next trip.

I guess he didn't like my avatar photo of myself with an 80 lb dorado vs his puny 30 lb dorados.

[fat2na.com]

Check out this link.

http://forums.sportfishingmag.com/sh...d.php?t=562406

Say nothing more!......

Except, this tool posts all over the place and every response on every site mirrors all of these replies. He must get off on the abuse.

[Capt_John]

Originally Posted by Ono Noah

Screw you Haole, nice threats too bro. Jesus will save you nevertheless, he forgives you.

Mahalo,

-Ono Noah

Screw you, yet act religious.....you have issues man.