Fishing Rulebook

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1. Never go out drinking during a tourney on the boat your fishing the tourny on.

2. always do a credit check/report on people u fish with

3. put a lock on the medicine cabinet in cabin

4. make sure coast guard knows your location and first& last name by heart.

5. dont bang the fuel dock girls b/c they have more releases then total tourney count.

6. make sure your mates know that barbs need to be on the hook and rather sharp to try to actually catch one.

7. most important: if a fellow boater is lending a hand to pull you and your boat off a sand bar due to runnin aground,
always make sure u take his drink order prior to the good deed, (just etiquette)

8. making crank phony phone calls to MITCH ROFFER during a tournament brings the fish up

9. the individual who suggests buying an orange crush should always be responsible for the purchasing

LMFAO........

10. make sure you don't dock next to the MATADOR at the WMO

[tunatamer4]

All good stuff here.

My #1 Rule:

Quit using the head so much and clogging the damm thing up...

I have several 5 Gal buckets on board and they work just fine..

Just make sure you empty it so the mate doesn't get a surprisingly mushy ballyhoo.

[TROPHY SPORTFISHING]

Don't cut into someones circle while they are on a bite and screw them up.
Also stay the hell away from someone who is fighting a billfish if you see it jumping don't go in for a closer look.

[Hallnass282]

plenty of smokes for the ones who smoke ... 2 cans of skoal for me and 2 for dad. Extra lighters !!

Tons of bottled water

Change goes in as soon as the worms go in

Don't forget the nutter butters

Beer for the ride home

If you bleed you can use the head ... If not use a urinal

No monkey food ... Not even the sunblock I had my girl pissed when it went swimming cause she fried