
Originally Posted by
Captain Fred Archer
NICE FISH, CAPPY. AND I SURE UNDERSTAND THAT JOY OF HELPING PEOPLE CATCH FISH. I CAN'T GO WITH 'EM ANYMORE, BUT YOU CAN'T IMAGINE THE SHIVERS AND SHAKES THAT I GET WHEN SOMEONE SENDS ME PICTS OF FISH THEY CAUGHT DOING SOMETHING THAT I HAVE TAUGHT THEM, OR USING SOMETHING THAT I HAVE MADE FOR THEM. HARD CORE YOUNG FISHERMEN THINK I'M NUTS WHEN I SAY THAT'S BETTER THAN CATCHING FISH MYSELF...AND IT SURE AS HELL IS! I AM THE LUCKIEST FISHERMAN ON THE PLANET, BECAUSE I "GET TO GO FISHING" WITH LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF FINE FOLKS AND DO HIGH FIVES WITH THEM WHEN THEY SHOW AND TELL ME WHAT THEY HAVE ACCOMPLISHED.
AND I HUMBLY THANK THE LORD FOR THAT.
AND WHILE THAT CATCH IS NEAT, THAT SUUWWEEET PONY OF YOURS IS A REAL MACHINE! JUST LOOKING AT HER, PERCHED THERE LIKE THE WARRIOR SEA EAGLE THAT I CAN SEE THAT SHE IS GETS MY BLOOD A'BOILING! WOULD THAT I COULD ONLY WHEEL HER AROUND ON A BIG BLUE ONE'S ASS JUST ONE MORE TIME!
BUBBLE, BUBBLE, BOIL, TWITCH, SHIVER, SHAKE....OH YEAH! THANKS, CAPPY!!!! I GOTTA GO LAY DOWN.
TWITCH.