Fair or Cheating?

[Zummie]

A young woman in Wildwood, New Jersey was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Atlantic Ocean.

She went down to Morey's Pier and was about to leap into the
frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering
on the edge of the pier, crying.

He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live
for. I'm off to Hawaii in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I will take good care of you and bring you food every day.

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and
added, 'I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy.'

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?

Perhaps a fresh start in Hawaii would give her life new
meaning.

That night, in the darkness, the sailor brought her aboard and
hid her in a life boat.

From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and some fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was
discovered by the Captain.

'What are you doing here?' the Captain asked.

'I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,' she
explained. 'I get food and a trip to Hawaii and in return, he's screwing me.'

'He certainly is', the Captain said.

'This is the Cape May Ferry! '

[Catcher's Mitt]

Is there a rule against it? If there is no rule, it is not cheating.
Is it unethical, immoral, unfare, or unsportsman like would be the questions.

[Zummie]

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part
hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that,
but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'



'Well,' he replied,
'Today is the viewing.'

[Captain Michael Buffington]

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part
hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that,
but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'



'Well,' he replied,
'Today is the viewing.'

now thats funny! The rest of this is a pointless discussion.

Mike