Alright you scum sucking little worm ( he's my mate I'm allowed to call him that ) where's the story??? Spit it out Dooshberry... We need details... I have spent years trying to train you in killing shit. I picked your water. I know you went and a little birdie told me you kicked the everliving dog shit out of em. Don't give me any crap about "I was tired after 40 hours of reeling stuff in" or even lamer "I had to go out and buy another case of bags for my foodsaver..."
We need and desrve details so barf em up damnit... I'll write slow so you can follow. Thats right, that little button on the left turns on the computer.... No! Your other left... Thats it. Now turn it on and type the following letters into that address bar...
www.SPORTFISHERMEN.com...

Got it? Now click on message boards... Now click on offshore... Now press the little tuna in the left hand corner... No! Your other left... Good! Now start typing your story so we can read it before winter gets here...