Buster A Banana Stasher In NC

[O-SEA-D]

LOL, I can't believe someone would actually put bananas on another persons boat.

[#1Gaffman]

I plede the 5th

[gottaflylee]

Ok, this is my first and last post on this matter.

HELL HAS NO FURRY AS THE WRATH OF A CHARTER BOAT CAPTAIN AFTER HIS BOAT HAS BEEN BANANAED...ESPECIALLY A SOUTHERN ONE WHOM IS A REDNECK!!!!

Now with that being said...Gaffman is still walking and can still talk BUT after I got through with him I know for a FACT that he will NOT ever Banana someone's boat again ... at least NOT one that I'm the captain on. I did spar his life as I knew that he is new to this game and has a lot to learn and this weekend he learned another lesson...the hard way...my way...lives now with the fear of gottaflylee for the rest of his life...lets say he has a new respect for the term REDNECK!

As most of you know I'm one that tries hard not to upset people...treat them as I want to be treated, just trying not to make waves. I still to this day do not know what I did to deserve this...is it something that, kind, Lion hearted Box or "Bite ME" Lou did? Well never mind the owner or mate...BEWARE OF THE CAPTAIN!

BILL YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET, Y'ALL...WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT...WRATH OF THE BANANA...


DISCLAMER; Box or Lou had NOTHING to do with this post or do they know that I am posting this till they reed it...leave them out of this!

[TriAngler]

As for the perpetrator - there's no revenge like redneck revenge! Coming south and hanging fruit - whew that's a brave soul. Now he's got to eat, sleep, and fish with one eye open for the rest of his life!! The horror....

[Squidnation]

First of all - I am quite honestly outraged at the behavior of some of our older contestents. gaffman - while humerous as it may have been, I am not sure that is anyway to show appreciation towards your mentors wahoonbox and gottafly lee.

Now on to more important matters. I have heard some rumblings from the conspieracy therorist that their were others involved. Mainly ME

Frankly I am appalled that many of you would even think such a thing. My only concern is that The crew of the Bite Me Did not do a complete vessel check prior to departure. Had this happened the gaffman's efforts would have been thwarted.

Secondly - I cannot believe you guys stopped looking for bananas after you found the first bunch. oops - Did I just say that?

by the way - For any of the non-informed. If you are planning a retailiation attack please let it be known that I have just signed on to fish the WMO on the Legasea - 26 world cat out of Ocean Pines, md.

[Honey Hole]

That's just plain "wrong"... there's some lines you don't cross.

[jbones11]

#1Gaffman I see a bannanna in the tailpipe headed your way
its all fun in games until you hear the deliverance song playing

[Glenn W]

Originally Posted by Squidnation

First of all - I am quite honestly outraged at the behavior of some of our older contestents. gaffman - while humerous as it may have been, I am not sure that is anyway to show appreciation towards your mentors wahoonbox and gottafly lee.

Now on to more important matters. I have heard some rumblings from the conspieracy therorist that their were others involved. Mainly ME

Frankly I am appalled that many of you would even think such a thing. My only concern is that The crew of the Bite Me Did not do a complete vessel check prior to departure. Had this happened the gaffman's efforts would have been thwarted.

Secondly - I cannot believe you guys stopped looking for bananas after you found the first bunch. oops - Did I just say that?

by the way - For any of the non-informed. If you are planning a retailiation attack please let it be known that I have just signed on to fish the WMO on the Legasea - 26 world cat out of Ocean Pines, md.

Oh quite contrar my--- bribe the kid to do the dirty work friend--- don't they have laws about contributing to the deliquency of--------?

There was a complete safety inspection aboard the Bite Me prior to casting lines in the morning. I suppose we failed inspection by not climbing up on the $%^&^%&^ tower at 4:30 in the %^%#* morning to look for a %^%$^^ peice of fruit.

0600 hrs Fri Mar 31--- approaching the knuckle bouy--- Sikorsity is sitting on the Transom and I just thought he was leading us in a bad Ommie Tillet morning prayer--- "OH MY GOD---- OH MY GOD"

0601 am Hiatt walks aft and joins in Dave's prayer.--- OH, MY JESUS LORD IN HEAVEN"
They are both looking up in the sky and are in a transe--- almost meditative state. Obviously, the are having a religious experience right before my eyes.

0602, Lee pulls the sticks back and scurries back to the pit---- ^$^^&, $%$$%, piece of %$%$$%^, I'm going to %$^^^% that Maryland $^$&^&^.
Sikorsky---- "OH MY GOD" for the 38th time
Marty was so tranfixed, he couldn't even do the Linda Blair thing with his neck.

0603 Lee is up in the Tower cussing at the top of his lungs like a drunken Blackbeard the Pirate in a Crows next.

0604 Poor little Kattie Adkins (11 yrs old) doesn't know if this is a Mooney kidnapping or a muteny--- she is scared and hugs for the protection of her daddy.

0605 my son wakes up and asks if it is time to fish yet

0606 There is a world record Linda Blair head shaking fit by Marty.

0607 all systems are go and we resume the voyage


Lee, you are aware that Gaffman's cappy will have their ride slipped in Pirates Cove for a couple months this spring, and our good friend Pino will be using his own boat for the PC tourny this summer?---- hmmmmmm?

[Dave Sikorski]

by the way - For any of the non-informed. If you are planning a retailiation attack please let it be known that I have just signed on to fish the WMO on the Legasea - 26 world cat out of Ocean Pines, md.

That's funny right there.

I am available for covert missions if any of the involved parties should need my services. You know where to find me.

-D

[SeaBiscuit]

Originally Posted by Glenn W

0606 There is a world record Linda Blair head shaking fit by Marty.

Now THIS is a classic quote! Was the camera rolling?