Aunt Karen

[therealmrfixer]

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents
to
tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories.
There were all the regular type stuff, spilled milk and pennies saved.
But
then teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Little Johnny was
left.


'Little Johnny do you have a story to share?'

'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot
in
Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
territory
and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.'

'She drank the whiskey on the way down and then her parachute landed
right
in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the
gun
until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the
blade broke, and then she killed the last enemy with her bare hands.'

'Good Heavens!' said the horrified teacher. 'What kind of moral did your
daddy tell you from this horrible story?'

'Stay the f*#k away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking.'