Sorry to hijack this thread, but I just gotta catch this goose! "Loose Goose", huh? "And I thought my wife and I were doing good at nine in one day down in Cabo", huh?
You and that spectacularly lovely and charming wife of yours DID do good on those nine fish. Real good! No disrespect intended and Chris and crew are all close friends of long standing, but you and that gal of yours went to war on those fish and fought 'em all hard, nose-to-nose, the regular way. The average fish was significantly bigger back in those days, too. You were hooked up to and fighting fish, most on spreaderbars, nonstop for hours. Very impressive, so don't belittle it.
And then there was the classic that started after marlin #8 was released and you were back in someone's tower, where only crew were allowed, but that a certain Goose just couldn't be kept out of. That was okay, because The Goose had become both crew AND friend by then. He said to the driver, "Hey, Cappy, can we fish for something else besides marlin for a while? We need a break from those things." "Sure, Henry...I mean, Goose, you said you wanted to catch a wahoo too, so let's run in to some of my inshore wahoo spots and see if we can't scare one up for you, even though it's not a good wahoo moon." The driver could see that The Goose was thinking, "Good! My back and muscles are killing me and it's fine with me if we don't get a wahoo, or any other kind of bite."
We ran in tight to the beach, the fast (not high speed, but fast) wahoo bars went out, the driver was glued to his chartplotter as he ran the drops from shallow to deep and the Goose was up there, drinking a coke and finally getting some rest...for a very little while.
The driver turned and watched the bars as he ran them over one of his best little spots. The Goose almost jumped out of his skin when the driver shouted, "Wahoo! BIG one just took a shot at the short right rigger!" "D-d-damn!" said the Goose as he turned around and looked back. The driver said, "Don't worry, they almost always come back when they miss like that. Watch for him! Man, he was a huge fish, maybe over a buck!"
The Goose had a very good "fish eye" and after the driver turned forward to make sure he wasn't going to drive over anyone, Goose yelled out, "Here he comes from behind! He's gonna get it!" The driver thought, "Uh, oh. From behind? That's not how fast wahoo come to a bar...they come from the side. You-know-what's come from behind."
Sure enough, when the driver turned and looked back, a big striper was roaring up behind the bar and wolfed it down. The Goose saw his error before the bite and uttered the classic phrase that the driver heard pretty regularly from marlin-glutted and gutted fishermen aboard his boat...
"Oh no! Not another (expletive deleted) MARLIN!"
This, from a guy who, all nervous and shakey and full of hope that morning had said, "I've come three thousand miles to catch a striped marlin...now, I'm a fisherman and understand the difference between fishing and catching, but do you think we can catch one?" To which the amused driver replied, not pointing out that he was referring to the "one" part of the question, "Well, that's a pretty tall order (only one? Hah, no way!), but we'll see what we can do for you."
And so The Goose and The Goddess locked and loaded on marlin, after marlin, after marlin, with a few tuna and dorado mixed in. Many others would have quit after just two or three big striped marlin workouts, but not these two...they went at it like true hard cores until, beaten up and bruised, and having caught and released eight stripers, they'd finally had enough. And then that last one came a'calling, gobbled a bar intended for wahoo, and that poor, tired, beaten up Goose yelled those words I heard many times.
Goose wearily climbed down out of the tower, instead of rocketing down the ladder in seconds, like he had done earlier, and proceeded to fight what turned out to be the baddest, toughest fish of the day.
The driver laughed his ass off when, after the fish was released, Goose looked up to him and said, "Damned marlin! I've had enough. Can we go home now?"
And we did. Just another great day in paradise, this time with The Goose and The Goddess. Oh yeah, I remember it like it was yesterday, 'cause I was there to see it all.
Howdy, Goose. Give my best to The Goddess, will ya? I'll remember to tell my beloved Shadow Girl that I ran into you two again when I have a few words with her up at Rainbow Bridge. I know she will remember you and hope that you remember her too. And God Bless!
If you reply, please start another thread, Goose. I shouldn't have posted this here, but I got so excited when I saw your comments and made the connection, I just had to do it!
Glory days with glorious people...in the end, that's what it's all about for a humble boat driver!



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