Which are you???

[Wild Life Management]

Are You a Democrat, Republican, or a Southerner??

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following scenario:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock 40 pistol and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

Democrat's answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor? Or, Oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway? And. What kind of message does this send to society and my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me?
Should I call 911?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

Republicans answer:
BANG!

Southerner's answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click, click, click, click.(sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!" "Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one ?"
Wife: "You ain't takin' that to the Taxidermist!"

[clt_capt]

I have to take issue with this - The Glock 40 comes with 15 round clips

A true southerner answer is BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG [click, reload, click] BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Ed k]

Keep shootin till he quits moving. Hornaday XTP handloads, here son shoot him a couple of times, no honey we are going to leave him here to serve as an example.

[cblocal]

We know what a clip holds down here.

[DonC]

Why didn't the wife and kids have their guns with them? Then they all could have got in on the fun.

[trollman]

thanks for that laugh! i guess i am a southerner.

[TriAngler]

ER Doctor: Well buddy, thanks for bringing him in. We probably COULD have saved him.... if you didn't field dress him and drive him around on the hood of your truck for a while!

[Russell A. Jost]

I quest I must be republican. I would have put the first one between his eyes. saved the rest for the next one.

[Boonebird]

Priceless. I was thinking the same this 15 rounds. Thats funny stuff.

[tunakiller 4 hire]

Black talons and get a sponge.