WORLD CLASS CAMELTOE PIC

[WAHOONBOX]

HERE I AM IN DROP DEAD GORGEOUS & VERY SUNNY CAPE MAY....AND I AM ALSO MINDING MY OWN BIZNESS WHILE RIDING MY BIKE.....NATURALLY I HAVE A CAMERA OF SORTS IN MY GRASP.....WHEN,......

SUDDENLY.....OUT OF DA BLUE.....HOLEY CRAPOLA! .....SHE'S ON DA LEFT SHORT!


I WENT DEAD NUMB....CERTIFIED PARALYSIS TOOK OVER....I TOOK MY EYES OFF THE ROAD FOR A SPLIT SECOND TO CHECK OUT THE TOE WHEN .....BANGALAMA!!! WAMOBANGO!!! I CRASHED MY BIKE DEAD CENTER THE DOOR OF A 2009 AVOCADO JAGUAR PARKED TO MY STARBOARD...I UNDULATED MYSELF UP WONDERING WAS I DEAD OR ALIVE ....MY BIKE WAS TOTALLED....WOW.....

OH HOW COOL...MY PORT LEG STILL WORKS.....MAYBE THE RIGHT ONE WILL FOLLOW SUIT........MY FLOPS WERE LOCOMOTIVE SIZE BLOCKS OF GRANITE....ONE THEN CAUGHT ITSELF ON A BLADE OF GRASS EDGING THRU SIDEWALK CRACK AND I JUST ABOUT BROKE MY NECK......

LYING THERE, IT WAS EVERYTHING I COULD DO TO TURN THE CAMERA ON....... THIS WAS A MUST SHOT.....I ALMOST MISSED THIS ONE ON THE SHORT RIGGER I TELL YA!! THE HORROR THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN I TELL YA......

NOW HERE IS THE SITUATION.....YOU HAVE A SPEECHLESS & NUMB 'BOX LYING ON THE GROUND GAZING UP POINT BLANK AT THE MOST ELOGANT CAMEL TOE MAN HAS SEEN TO DATE.......AND SHE HAS NOT EVEN FLINCHED.......UNREAL!




NOW PEOPLE, I HAVE BEEN AROUND MANY A BLOCK IN MY TIME....& CRAWLED OFF MANY A FINGER PIER...BUT GUYS.....I TELL YA THIS ONE IS DA EL PERFECTOE....SUN-BLEACHED-BLONDE SHORT HAIR GRACES THE SCENE AS WELL!!

WHAT A FREAKIN SHRINE.........WHAT A MONUMENT.

I THOUGHT WHAT THE HELL......HERE I WANT A CLOSE UP PICTURE O SO-SO BAD....SO WHY NOT JUST ASK IF I COULD SNAP A COUPLE OFF FOR THE GUYS IN MY WORLD....YOU KNOW....SOME VERY RESPECTABLE SHOTS.....

MY THROAT WAS NOW SO DRY I COULD GARGLE COTTON AND GET MOISTURE FROM DOING SO ...THE CAMERA SKIN WAS SOAKED & DRIPPING WITH JR. HIGH PALM SWEAT....PLEASE DEAR GOD ...PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME THE HELIUM THROAT LIKE YOU DID WHEN I FIRST MET RIO A FEW YEARS BACK.....



"EXCUSE ME"... I GARGLE-GAGGED ......."WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH IF I SNAPPED A COUPLE PICS OF YOUR AWESOME TOE FOR THE BOYS OF SPORTFISHERMEN.COM?"..........



FROM WHAT SEEMED LIKE "FROM HERE TO AN ETERNITY OF TIME" BUT WAS ONLY A MERE 6 SECONDS....AND I WASZZ EXPECTING A KICK IN DA ASS .......... THE SMILING NOD WAS THEN GIVEN -> GO AHEAD DUDE..........GEEEZUS H.


DO YOU BELIEVE IT?.......THERE IS A MATE GOD....

LIKE A 16YR OLD PARKED ON A DEAD END CULL-D-SAC IN HIS DADS '68 F-150 , I MANAGED TO FUMBLE AROUND AND GET OFF ...TWO VERY CLOSE-UP SNAP-SHOTS AND AFTER QUICK REVIEW AND A PHOTO RELEASE OBTAINED.....I HIGH-TAILED BACK IT TO MY HEMI TO RE-COOP...TOSSED THE MANGLED BIKE IN THE BACK AND AWAY I WENT!

IT'S TOUGH BEING WAHOONBOX I TELL YA........

NOW IF I CAN JUST FIGURE OUT HOW TO UPLOAD & POST THE PICS INTO "PITCHBAITS" COMPUTER....I WILL THEN SHARE THESE SHOTS IF THERE IS AN INTEREST......

I TRULY HOPE NO ONE WILL BE OFFENDED HERE IF I CAN FIGURE OUT THE UPLOAD THING ON HIS COMPUTER....'CAUSE THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME TOE UP CLOSE AND IN YA FACE

SPEECHLESS...BREATHLESS...AND I'M STILL AMAZED AT THE GRATUITY OF IT ALL...

[WAHOONBOX]

AW CRAP.............PITCHBAITS USB CORD HAS A CUT IN IT! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

WHERE IS WAL-MART IN CAPE MAY?

[clt_capt]

I'll help out 'till you get the shot

[Wild Life Management]

Good to hear Cape May is treating you well so far.

[sportfishingusa]

PLEASE POST THIS SHOT!! WE GOT TO SEE THIS ONE!! LOL

[WAHOONBOX]

I AM HEADING TO WAL MART.....

[Captain Michael Buffington]

Just pitched you guys a bait, it got immediately eaten, and he is getting ready to hook you in the CORNER I could be wrong though...Cool story dude

Mike

[Dave Sikorski]

Does it look like this?



-D

[HOLWACHAGOT]

BUT, in the meantime...maybe Dave will post a few cougar toe pics?
Holwachagot

[Bking]

BUT, in the meantime...maybe Dave will post a few cougar toe pics?
Holwachagot

I am still waiting for this video he has of the WMO toe!