WOMEN..........

[WAHOONBOX]

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE SLAP MY ASS...I MEAN KICK MY ASS AND TELL ME THAT I AM NOT DREAMING HERE....AM IN FLOATING IN A EUPHORIA OF THOUGHT? UTOPIA? A DREAMSCAPE?


NOPE.....IT'S REALITY....

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE INFORM THE PERSON(S) WHO ARE/IS RESPONSIBLE FOR BREAKING IT OFF IN OUR ASS... I MEAN TANKS... THAT ONCE THE ELECTRIC CAR ARRIVES....I WILL BE SWITCHING AND BUYING ONE FROM FROM GRADYWHITE273....CAUSE I AM DONE. I WANT MINE WITH FRONT AND REAR ROD HOLDERS...PLUS TWO GUN SCABBOARDS MOUNTED...WITH A STOW-RACK ON THE TOP .........FROM THIS DAY FORWARD I HEREBY PROMISE TO DRIVE MAX 55 TO SAVE FUEL -MONEY FOR MYSELF AND TO DEPRIVE THE PETRO SCUM SUCKING THIEVES FROM MAKING ANY MONEY FROM ME...I HAVE HAD IT....THIS IS WRONG AND I INTEND TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

FUEL JUST HIT $5 A GALLON IN NEW BERN NC....30 MILES AWAY....HORROR HAS SET IN CARTERET COUNTY TO THE EAST

MY NIECE JUST CALLED AND SAID HAUL YOUR ASS...I MEAN HAUL YOUR HEMI TO THE HESS STATION IN NEWPORT WHERE FUEL IS $3.66...............SO I THEN DRIVE 6 MILES ONE WAY...YES, SIX MILES....GOT IN A LONG LINE-9 CARS WORTH - AND THEN ITS MY TURN TO PUMP AFTER THEY FINISH

SO AFTER A 23 MINUTE WAIT I NOW START PUMPING....THE CARS AND TRUCKS ARE NOW 12-15 DEEP AT ALL 12 PUMPS AND BLOCKING ENTRANCE WAYS AND HIWAYS LIKE A BUNCH OF BLONDE-BOMBS....

PEOPLE ARE NOW SCREAMING AT ONE ANOTHER....TRYING TO BREAK IN...PEOPLE ARE PULLING THEIR BOATS UP TO THE PUMP....NOT TO FILL UP FOR FISHING...HELL NO....BUT SO THEY CAN CYPHON GAS FROM THEIR 200 GALLON BOAT TANKS.........AND RETIRED OLD LADIES ARE EVEN FILLING UP THOSE RED PLASTIC 1.6 GALLION GAS CANS

NOW HERE I SIT IN LINE ...YES I AM ONE OF THE DUMBASSES....12 MILE ROUND TRIP....LET'S DO SOME GEOMETRY HERE.....I FIGURED I SAVED $4.16 BY NOT BUYING AT THE CLOSEST PUMP NEAR THE HOUSE WHCIH WAS $4.00 9/10.............I STILL DON'T GET THE 9/10 CENT THING....


AH ....WHAT WE HAVE HERE???? THE WINCH BEHIND ME IS BLOWING HER FRIGGIN HORN AT ME......

"OKAY WIPE...I'M MOVING" I said....."NO!! YOU SHUT THE HELL UP"!!! DANG WOMAN DRIVER! "AND GET OFF YOUR CELL PHONE YOU HIWAY DEATH TRAP!".....

I KNOW I AM ON THE PHONE AS WELL BUT I AM A MAN!!! THAT'S DIFFERNET!....I AM NOT IN A TRANCE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD WITH CELL PHONE IN HAND PUTTING ON MAKE UP LIKE YOU GIRLS DO! I AM MAN!!!

AND BESIDES I WAS CONFIRING WITH GLENN W ABOUT SOMETHING....DEER OR GEESE I AM NOT SURE WHICH BUT I WAS CONFIRING....



SO I PULL UP....SLOWLY...REAL SLOW SO TO PISS HER OFF A BIT MORE .........I THEN MEESED AROUND WITH MY CREDIT CARD LIKE MOST WOMEN DO AT THE GROCERY STORE CHECK OUT COUNTER.....YOU KNOW THE TYPE ...WAIT TIL THE LAST MINUTE TO FIND & WRITE A DANG CHECK.......WELL THATS ME NOW......SLOW....SLOWBOX........."THATS RIGHT...SCREW YOU TOO!!" I shouted.

SHE IS NOW DOUBLE ******* HER STREERING WHEEL....I CAN SEE WHITE KNUCKLES FLARING....SHE IS FLIPPING HER FINGERS UP AS IF TO SAY : " WHAT ARE YOU WAITING ON"?

I GRIN AND SLOWLY SWIPED THE CARD....THEN I REACHED BACK IN DA HEMI AND GRABBED MY SUNDROP.......DANG THATS GOOD.....I ACKNOWLEDGED A TIP OF THE CAN TO HER...

NOW I AM PUMPING......4 GALLONS....DUM DE-DUM....5-6...9.......12...16.8 IS ALL THE GUT WILL TAKE.....BUT ...BUT !!!.... THE PUMP DID NOT AUTOMATICALLY SHUT OFF....

IT THEN STARTED DOING THE SLO-MO THING.....ONE CENT....TWO MORE CENTS...THEN SIX CENTS PUMPED IN......THE LIL OL LADY PUTTING GAS IN A MASON JAR NEXT TO ME JUST LOOKED UP AND SAID 'I THINK THEY JUST RAN OUT"


THERE IS A FUEL GOD...I WON !! .....I FRIGGIN CAME OUT ON TOP FOR ONCE....THE BATTLE AX BEHIND ME PLUS THE 49 OTHERS IN LINE BEHIND WILL GET NO FUEL TODAY AT THIS PUMP!!!!....THEY WAITED FOR NAUGHT I TELL YA!!! I LOVE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS...IT IS NORMALLY ME THAT WOULD BE ON THE SHORT END OF THE ROD BUT NOT TODAY...THE WAHOO GODS OBVIOUSLY LOVE ME!!!!!

TODAY....I AM KING....I MEAN BOX

[sportfishingusa]

that is so great box.. lol hahahaha

that should be on video!! lol haha

[knot for shore]

funny chit box!

people will wait in long lines at the citgo to save a nickle per gallon but they spend that savings in time spent in the line. i don't get it.

[bigfish4me]

Thats some great shit right there box,to quote hannibal from the A-Team " i love it when a plan comes together"...funny about some of those women....is such a big hurry to hurry up and wait.....i would have squeegeed the windows, checked the oil...hell i might have even made a lap around the truck and kicked the tires just to spite her....good to the last drop, see good guys dont always finish last

[Shortfin]

LMAO !!!!! hey what does LMAO stand for ??? I see people put it up for sumtin funny

[bigfish4me]

LMAO !!!!! hey what does LMAO stand for ??? I see people put it up for sumtin funny

Laughing my ass off....so you can guess what lmfao means

[Five4Fighting]

Funny stuff Box...

We are at $3.259/gal.up here in PA.

[Buckeye]

And that is why we worship you!!
1000 trips my butt it's got to be pushing a million

[hotshot1]

Gas in NJ .. 3.30 the ONLY good part about NJ

[FXRScotty]

What I want to know is was it deer or geese??