AHI............THAT'S IT?????...........YOU ARE/WERE THE FIRST? I MEAN NO STORY AS TO HOW YOU DECIDED TO RIG ONE UP?

JUST: "I DID."

COMING FROM FROM OF THE MOST COLORFUL OFFSHORE WRITERS IN MODERN TIMES....DANG IT IF YOU DIDN'T SIMPLY THIS ONE INTO A SHORT SHORT STORY.

MISS YA DUDE....NOW GIVE US AN ORIGINAL AHI EPIC..PALEEESE