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Thread: WE DON'T THROW RICE ON DA RUN-OFF

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    NOW BOOKING RUN-OFF WAHOONBOX's Avatar
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    WE DON'T THROW RICE ON DA RUN-OFF

    YOU GOTTA COVER ALL THE BASES IN TODAY'S CHARTERING WORLD.....A CHARTER CREW MUST GO THE EXTRA MILE TO MAKE THINGS CLICK...YOU MUST BECOME THE TOTAL PACKAGE IN ORDER TO COMPETE IN TODAY'S CHARTER FISHING ARENA....SEEMS CATCHING FISH JUST ISN'T ENOUGH....WHETHER YOU REALIZE IT OR NOT, CHARTER FISHING IS ALSO THE ENTERTAINMENT BIZNESS....

    NOW SOME OF YOU STILL CALL ME MARTY ...SOME MAY SAY HEY WAHOO....WHILE SOME SAY BOXMAN...AND MOST JUST SAY "HEY BOX"


    BUT NOW SOME MAY CALL ME THE REV' BOX



    RUN-OFF: NOW OFFERING SPLATTERGATE WEDDINGS....


    AND WE DON'T HAVE PEWS....WE HAVE FIGHTING CHAIRS

    THAT'S RIGHT! START YOUR LIFELONG RELATIONSHIP OFF WITH MAHIS DANCING ABOUT THE DECK....OR WHILE A WHITE MARLIN AIRS OUT IN FRONT OF YOU....OH YES! YOU CAN BREAK HER IN RIGHT FROM THE GITGO THIS WAY AND I CAN NOW LEGALLY DECLARE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE EVEN WHILE I AM GAFFING YOUR SLOB WAHOO


    OH YOU SAY THIS IS BULLCRAP....NOPE.....I AIN'T SHITTIN' YOU HERE...YOU SHOULD KNOW ME BETTER THAN THAT BY NOW....THIS IS THE REAL DEAL

    THE REV' BOX....WEDDINGS IN THE PIT! WE SHOWER YOU WITH BLOOD NOT RICE!....BROUGHT TO YOU BY ANGLERS ENVY RODS...BAHAMA LURES...YETI COOLERS...BLUEWATER SHIRT CLUB...AND KROK SWIVELS

    RUN-OFF SPORTFISHING....NOW BOOKING OFFSHORE WEDDINGS

    V-BERTH HONEYMOON SUITE AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST

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    Women love me... fish fear me bigfish4me's Avatar
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    V-BERTH HONEYMOON SUITE AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST

    Just point the black boat into the chop and let the motion of the ocean do the work....congrats on the cert Box.

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    I think Admin is going to let me have this space teddyp's Avatar
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    Do you do Annulments?

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    If Ignorance is bliss, Why aren't more people happy? clt_capt's Avatar
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    Do I hear an AMEN?

    I guess this is fitting as you and the Beast have offered Last Rites to so many fish.

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    Stop staring at my Avatar. hrdcor32's Avatar
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    I knew I should have waited 2 years!

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    Hmmm....... it will be much easier for me to ask forgiveness now !!!!!!

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    I think Admin is going to let me have this space Tenacious's Avatar
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    Awesome! Might need to book for my 5 yr. aniversary!

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    Sit down Shut up And fish crappiekrazy's Avatar
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    Thumbs up

    Now that your'e in tight with the man upstairs , how about asking him for a grander to bite tommorrow?

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    Now you can kill and provide self forgiveness.

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    Stop staring at my Avatar. ReelSmith's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by teddyp View Post
    Do you do Annulments?
    Now that was funny!!!

    Congrats Rev BOX!

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