I AM SORRY TO SAY THIS.....BUT I CAN HONESTLY SAY I JUST WITNESSED A CERTIFIED HORROR.
I THINK THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE THAT I CAN HONESTLY SAY I WANTED TO PIMP SLAP THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF A WOMAN. THATS RIGHT.... A WOMAN.
NOW KEEP IN MIND I SAID FELT LIKE IT....FOR I HAVE NEVER RAISED A HAND AGAINST A WOMAN ......EVER.
THE SKANK WAS IN FRONT OF ME AT THE CASHIER CHECKOUT AND SHE PAID FOR SOME ITEMS IN COLD HARD CASH FOR:
(4) BOTTLES OF WINE
(4) CASES OF BEER....TWO OF WHICH WERE OF THAT FAGOTTY LOOKING IMPORTED CRAP PROBABLY MADE IN SOME WAREHOUSE IN AMSTERDAM, BOTSWANIA OR FINLAND
NOW YOU ALL SAY ...."HOLD ON BOX.....WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU SAY YOU WANTED TO SPANK THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF THIS SKANKOPOTTAMUS"?
I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
BECAUSE THE LOWLIFE HAD THREE KIDS WITH HER AND THEN PAID FOR SOME FROZEN DINNER ITEMS ....YOU KNOW THE CHEAP KID WITH ICE CRYSTALS ON THEM WHEN YOU OPEN THEM...YEP SHE PAID A WHOPPING 38 BUCKS FOR THEM WITH HER UNITED STATES OF AMERICAN FOOD STAMPS.
THEN IF THAT DIDN'T JUST ABOUT SEND ME OVER THE 30 FATHOM EDGE....WHEN I WENT OUT TO MY TRUCK, SHE WAS A MERE 5 CARS AWAY WITH A CIGARETTE DANGLING FROM HER PIE HOLE AND CLIMBED INTO THE BEAT UP 1978 SOCCER VAN WITH THE LEFT QUARTER PANEL MISSING AND WITH A BUMPER STICKER THAT SAID "SHIT HAPPENS"



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