TROPICAL STORM...O CHRISSY

[WAHOONBOX]

I AM SITTING ON MY COUCH LISTENING TO FIFTY MILLION GALLONS OF RAIN HIT MY SOUTH SIDE WINDOWS...HOLEY CRAPOLA IT'S BEATING THE PAINT OFF THE CRIB AS I TYPE!

SCHOOLS HAVE CLOSED....STREETS ARE FLOODING....YEP AND THE SAME OL' HIWAY IDIOTS ARE PLOWING THROUGH FLOODED STREETS SPINNING OUT AND WRECKING...YOU CAN'T DRIVE TO FLATLINERS NEW CRIB FOR THE LOW SPOTS IN THE ROAD ON ATLANTIC BEACH ARE FLOODED...AND THE LOCAL TV WEATHER REPORTERS OF EASTERN NC ARE BORING ME TO DEATH...

I SWEAR I JUST WATCHED A LIVE REPORT FROM A MOBILE HOME COURT SOMEWHERE NEAR THE NEUSE RIVER....THE REPORTER LETHARGICLY STATES THEY EVACUATED THE COURT LAST NIGHT AND YET I JUST WATCHED SOME DUDE CASUALLY WALK HIS MOBILE HOME AND WALK OVER TO A PASSING CAR IN THE RAIN TO SHOOT THE SHITOLA WITH THE DRIVER...


THERE WAS AN EVACUATION? REALLY.......

THEN SAID REPORTER GOES ON TO TELL US THAT AN ANTENAE....YES, A HOMEMADE ANTENAE ON A CAMPING TRAILER HAS BLOWN DOWN....WELL CALL OUT THE NATIONAL GUARD ALONG WITH 300 FEMA TRUCKS WILL YA! GEEZUS H THRICE ON A CRUTCH!...WITHOUT A DOUBT THE SINGLE MOST BORING WEATHER REPORT IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION....CHANNEL 12 NORMALLY GIVES A PRETTY GOOD REPORT BUT I SWEAR THEY ARE BORING AS HELL...SHOULDERS ALL SLUMPED OVER ...THE POSTURE OF A HUNDRED YEAR OLD MAN...NEVER SMILING...ALWAYS LOOKING LIKE DEATH WARMED OVER........WHY IS THAT? WHY CAN'T THEY ADD SOME FUN TO THE WEATHER? HELL THE REST OF THE WORLDS LOCAL NEWS TEAMS HAVE FUN AND SHOW SOME CREATIVITY....SO WHY CAN'T EASTERN NORTH CAROLINA WEATHER REPORTERS JUMP ON THE FUN WAGON? AS SOME OF YOU ALREADY KNOW, I RECENTLY VISITED OVERBOARD JAKE IN SAN DIEGO AND WHILE THERE , WATCHED FOX WEATHER LOCAL...HOLEY CRAP AND THIS IS THE BIG ONE ELIZABETH!!!....THERE COULD HAVE BEEN TYPHOON CINDI BARRELING DOWN ON ME AND I WOULDN'T HAVE CARED ONE BIT....CHECK OUT THIS CHRISSY RUSSO....I SWEAR GUYS, SAN DIEGO AIN'T ALL THAT BAD:
CHECK IT OUT! THIS IS A REAL WEATHER GIRL TO DIE FOR....SO DO YOURSELF A FAVOR...NOW TAKE THE TIME TO SMELL THE ROSE AND WATCH CHRISSY IN ACTION


NOW THE PARODY HERE AND MUSIC IS A BIT CORNY BUT OBSERVE THE VARIOUS INTAKES OF THE BABE WEATHER GIRL CHRISSY AND GET OVER IT:




YEP DRAMA....THEY ALWAYS WANT TO BRING YOU DRAMA... FOR YOUR INFORMATION CHANNEL 12, WATER LYING IN A STREET IS NOT DRAMA...AN ANTENAE LYING ON THE GROUND IS NOT DRAMA....OVER AND OVER THEY SHOW THE SAME OL' CRAPOLA ALL DAY LONG!!! PEOPLE!!! GO OUT AND BRING THE WORLD SOMETHING WORTHY WILL YA!! SHOW SOME FIRE WHEN YOU DO IT! SHOW SOME LIFE SO THAT I DON'T FEEL LIKE I NEED TO CALL 911 AND ORDER YOU UP A DEATH BED....SKIP WATERS? OR MAYBE THIS CHICK....YOU DECIDE.

I MEAN WHO CARES ABOUT THE NASTY WEATHER WHEN YOU CAN WATCH THIS TOE ... I MEAN WEATHER GIRL



NOW BE HONEST WITH ME.....HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A NICER LOOKING PAIR OF FADED BLUE JEANS? HAVE YOU?

IF YOU ARE STILL WITH ME HERE, CHECK OUT THE END OF THIS WEATHER REPORT:



SPEECHLESS..........



AND IF THE ABOVE HASN'T JUST ABOUT PUT YOU OVER THE EDGE....







YEP.....IT'S CURRENTLY RAINING OUTSIDE HERE IN CARTERET COUNTY NORTH CAROLINA...BEEN RAINING FOR SEVERAL DAYS NOW....RIVERS WILL CREST SOON....SEVERAL COUNTIES WILL FLOOD....THE SAME MOBILE HOMES THAT FLOOD YEAR AFTER YEAR WILL FLOOD OUT AGAIN .... WE JUST ADDED A COUPLE MORE SPRING LINES TO THE RUN-OFF ......FRIDAYS OFFSHORE TRIP WAS JUST CANCELED....WILD1 MYRON HAS US BOOKED ON SATURDAY AND THAT DOESN'T LOOK PROMISING.....AND IT IS GOING TO BLOW IT'S ASS OFF AGAIN THIS COMING TUESDAY-WEDS NEXT WEEK...

SO THERE....NOW YOU HAVE IT.....ANOTHER BORING WEATHER REPORT....I MEAN THREAD


I'M WAHOONBOX .....BRINGING YOU THE BEST....OR IN THIS CASE POSSIBLY THE WORST....WELCOME TO MY WORLD....AND SAN DIEGO WASN'T ALL THAT BAD AFTER ALL

[saltwaterbucks]

I have got to start watching the weather more..............









Oh..... I forgot .......... I live in conservative Utah, ugh LOL

[BTH284]

Those ladies would um how would you say.......keep the barometer on the rise and possibly cause a high pressure ridge to stall out

Now if our local news had reporters like that I would pay a lot more attention!

[WAHOONBOX]

DON'T EVER SAY I DON'T PROMOTE MEXICO....

[clt_capt]

So much better than watching the Hype channel - Nice find

[FLATLINER]

Exactly why I watch Telemundo. I don't understand a damn word, but I never take my eyes off the screen!!!

[canyongear]

Do female hoo's have Camie's?

[gottaflylee]

The doom and gloom channel would do that, they would make a ment... and I would keep it on all the time...

[FLATLINER]

Do female hoo's have Camie's?

hoo's or ho's? Both are a bit fishy smellin..

[Parsifal]

Hola, que tal? Some american booty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGtpsFgT7hk