TRIBUTE TO THE DOG' !

[fmoore]

I have a knife dedicated to killing dogfish. Slice the head so only the skin is keeping it on, the get the hook out Works good for me. I think I'll start brainstorming how many ways there are to kill a dogfish, then try all of them..............10 times. God knows I catch enough of them to be able to do it.

[WAHOONBOX]

HOW MANY LAWYERS ARE LOGGED ON READING THIS THREAD?

[trollman]

They should call them YANKEEFISH, thats how much I hate them.

SPINY DOGFISH = AROD

now there is one clear thinking humanbeing, rightous!

in the next month or so i will post for y'all the now famous GOMEGATSU GINZU Kinfe procedure that is to be operformed on EVERY one of these dog bastrados immediately upon retrieval from the sea. do not let those spiny little scums barb you or the venom will get ya.

step 1: de hook the prik;
step 2: use gaff or similar holding-hangong device to keep him steady for what is about to come;
step 3: take filet or serrated knife and chop off nose - yes the NOSE about 2-3 inches deep- there will be little blood;
step 4: then chop off tail close to end as possible.
step 5: now release the poor little critter without his stabilizer or his radar and lauff ur friggin ass off!

you can modify this procedure at ur discretion and consistent with ur emotions at the time. u rednecks may use ur bows and arrows at will.

Holwatchcagot seems to have perfected the BELLY GOMEGATSU procedure which i too have many times performed, but use ur inagination and experiment. again, watch out for those friggin barbs!

[trollman]

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a dogfish?

A: Nothing

give me ur address as to where to send the lawsuit papers. i am an attorney and my client is a dogfish.

[trollman]

I can't wait until "Trollman" sees this thread...

all right u damn scumsucker bottomfishers. i am commencing a class action on behalf of all dogfish against y'all and y'all will pay dearly for these immature comments about fishy lawyers. and as for the fankee spankees, A- Rod can have all the records while he drives them to last place - it just don't get no better 'eh Bigeye? friggin jeter getting ready to push the panic button!


Boston 11, NY Yankees 4

Preview - Box Score - Recap

April 28, 2007

NEW YORK (AP) -- At this rate, the Boston Red Sox will blow the New York Yankees out of the AL East race before summer.

Daisuke Matsuzaka overcame control problems to defeat the Yankees for the second time in six days, and Kevin Youkilis and Julio Lugo homered. With a come-from-behind 11-4 victory over Andy Pettitte on Friday night, Boston improved to 4-0 against its longtime rival this season.

"Things can turn around at a moment's notice," said Kevin Youkilis, whose two-run homer started Boston's outburst. "We can't really worry about what they're doing. We have to do what we do best and hope that we keep winning."

New York (8-13), whose April began to unravel with three straight losses at Fenway Park last weekend, has lost seven consecutive games for the first time since the last week of the 2000 season. The Yankees are a $195 million last-place team, 6 1/2 games back of the division-leading Red Sox.

Yankees captain Derek Jeter said it was too early to panic.

[trollman]

They actually have a regulation that is a 100$ fine in washington State for mutalation of dogfish how SICK is that!!!PEACE

some AssSuckin lawyer obviously came up with this law.

[trollman]

HOW MANY LAWYERS ARE LOGGED ON READING THIS THREAD?

why do u ask?

[WAHOONBOX]

why do u ask?

I WAS MERELY CURIOUS AS TO THE COMPARISON SOME ARE MAKING HERE BETWEEN LAWYERS AND DOGFISH............

I MEAN.........UHHHHHHHH

[DH 111]

REDSOCKS FANS ARE THE WORST.....I JUST PICTURE SOME SCUMMY, OVER GROWN FACIAL HAIRED, FAT GUY, WITH NO REAL LOVE FOR BASEBALL,(OR FORMAL EDUCATION) YELLING AT THE TV...LET'S GO SOXX...........

SADD IT REALLY IS...................HAHAHA

[Avenger]

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a dogfish?

A:Nothing

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a dogfish?

A: One's a bottom feeding scumsucker, and the other is a fish.

Yeah, I know. I was going to do it that way, but the parallels between a lawyer and a bottom feeding shark........ I couldn't resist.

Now that I opened my big yap I have to go around apologizing to all the lawers on SFC. I really only meant to offend the lawyers that match the description. I know there are some good lawyers..... and we'll leave it at that.

BTW, is it wise for an attorney to use the screename "troll"-man?