TORNADO TRAPS BOX

[CHOCOLATE THUNDER]

marty is there much damage my mother lives in brandywine on the east side of 24. trying to get hold of her now.

[HOLWACHAGOT]

IT WAS A LIFE OR DEATH STRUGGLE............NO....NOT THE TORNADOE THAT PASED A FEW HUNDRED YARDS TO THE WEST OF ME AT BRANDYWINE BAY......THAT DIDN'T SCARE BOX KANORI ONE BIT.....

IT WAS THE ABSOLUTE LUNACY OF WALFART CUSTOMERS RUNNING OUT OF THE STORE LIKE FRIGGING IDIOTS TO GET IN THEIR CARS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FREAKING TORNADOE....

THERE WERE FAT WOMEN WADDLING ACROSS PUDDLING PONDS AT A MERE 1 KNOT ...PUSHING A FULL CART FULL OF POTATOE CHIPS, MULTI DIPS AND GALLONS OF ICE CREAM ........



YEP......IT WAS RAINING OYSTERTOADS AND DOGFISH SIDEWAYS AND BLOWING 50....AND THE MASSES WENT PLUMB STUPID

THE BIG SWIRL WENT ACROSS HIWAY 24 INTO CROATAN FOREST...

SADLY, MY CAMERA WAS IN MY OFFICE....I HATE TAKING IT OUT IN THE MOISTURE LIKE WE HAVE TODAY....TIS A SHAME I DO NOT HAVE THE SONY WEATHER RESISTANT CONTAINER.......THE DANG THING IS ONLY 250 BUCKS.....BUT....A TORNADOE...OR ....WAS IT A WATER SPOUT?

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I FOUGHT THE ZERO VISIBLITY AMONGST BUMPER TO BUMPER VEHICLES ON 24 AND MANY STILL WITH NO LIGHTS ON ....MADE IT TO THE GARAGE AND GRABBED THE SONY.....AND HAULED ASS BACK INTO HELLS FURY.....

NOW.... WITHIN 2 MINUTES OF PASSING....IT'S DOWN TO A LIGHT DRIZZLE AND ALMOST DEADLY SILENT OUTSIDE

I'M BOX KANTORI REPORTING ....WITH NO LAPTOP COMPUTER....AND NO SAT PHONE...IN FACT....I REALLY HAVE NO REPORTING OR ELECTRONIC TOOLS AT ALL......


WHAT A SHAME.....THIS COULD HAVE BEEN LIVE REPORTING....STARRING DEATH IN THE FACE.....

THIS WAS A 2 ROLL TOILET PAPER EVENT I TELL YA........

Where else can you get narratives of this caliber?
CLASSIC!
Holwachagot

[Deep C]

They're trying to pop up all over down here right now... Saw a big black bottom dip out of a cloud but didn't have the steam to spin her to the ground... Ours are usully bitty things but up there they grow fur and big claws... Be careful Box...And if you cant be, say hello to Dorthy and Toto, if you happen to see them...

[WAHOONBOX]

marty is there much damage my mother lives in brandywine on the east side of 24. trying to get hold of her now.

JUST GOT BACK TO THE CRIB NEWS ROOM....I FOUND A SMALL LIMB ON THE HIWAY TO THE EAST.....

VIDEO SHORTLY

[Robja]

ONCE AGAIN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE OUR OWN BOX KANTORI REPORTING LIVE FROM THE DEVESTATING TORNADO THAT RAVAGED EASTERN NC. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BOX

[dunn6253]

Looking forward to the 6 o'clock news report with the updated weather forcast.

[Capt. Brian Daley]

Dont tell me that the box is blown away

[SeaBiscuit]

Got to love it when the Box is in good spirits!
Thanks for the chuckle bro!
SeaBiscuit

[Buckeye]

Got to love it when the Box is in good spirits!
SeaBiscuit

DOES HE COME ANY OTHER WAY????

[bigfish4me]

Walmart parking lots....where else can you observe the illusive land manatee, as stated before they are easy enough to spot....usually possessing multitudes of junk food and DIET soda...wtf? The other dead ringer is the fact that they are testing the tensile strength of what ever fabric their pants are made of to the limits.