I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ALL WILL SAY....WE ALL KNOW I HAVE BEEN AN LOYAL ADVOCATE OF SPERRY'S NOW DELETED 870 NEW BALANCE DECK SHOES...I AM AN ATHLETE AND ATHLETES WEAR PROPER SHOES....THE ONLY ATHLETES I SEE NOT WEARING SHOES ARE GYMNASTIC AND SWIMMING....I GUESS YOU COULD PLAY PING PONG WITH NO SHOES....BUT IN MY PIT...WHEN ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE PROPER FOOTWEAR IS THE NAME OF MY GAME....I VALUE MY FEET AND THAT IS ONE REASON WHY I AM STILL IN THIS GAME TODAY....PROPER DECK SHOES...ONES THAT GIVE ME SUPPORT AND PROTECTION AGAINST FLYING OBJECTS
AND YES....YES I DID SWAY A BIT FROM SPERRY AND BOUGHT A PAIR OF RUGGED SHARKS....THEY WERE VERY NICE BUT CARRIED WAY TOO MUCH COWHIDE AND WEIGHED 2 POUNDS EACH.....FORTUNATELY FOR ME, MY 100 DOLLAR RUGGED SHARKS WERE STOLEN RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY CARPORT A FEW WEEKS AGO......IT TOOK ME A WEEK TO GET OVER THE FACT THAT SOME DEGENERATE SORRY ASS THIEF WALTZED RIGHT UP TO MY GARAGE AND LIFTED THEM IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
SO THIS SET ME BACK ON MY QUEST TO FIND THE PERFECT KILLING SHOE....ONE THAT WEIGHS VIRTUALLY ZERO POUNDS , SUPPORTS MY ARCHES AND CUSHIONS THE DAILY BLOW OF OFFSHORE BANGING.
WELL BLOW ME DOWN....I JUST DIDN'T GIVE MR SPERRY A FAIR CHANCE...MY BAD! I WAS SO ENTWINED WITH BEING DISAPPOINTED WITH THE DELETION OF THE 870'S THAT I OVERLOOKED THE SHOEGOD'S NEWEST CREATION: THE AVS TOPSIDER
http://www.sperrytopsider.com/asv/index.jsp
SINCE ARRIVAL OF MY SPERRY AVS'S....I HAVE REDUCED KNEE PAINS....AND REDUCED SHIN DISCOMFORT DRAMATICALLY DUE TO MY DAILY OFFSHORE BANGING
I AM THE ONLY INTERNET WRITER/VIDEOGRAPHER WHO HAS SUPPORTED SPERRY FOR YEARS THROUGH MY WRITINGS AND VIDEOS....FROM HIKING THE APPALACHIAN TRAIL TO STICKING YELLOWFIN TUNAS .....NOW ONE ASKED ME TO DOES THIS AND I HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT SPONSOR AND WITHOUT SPERRY EVEN ACKNOWLEDGING A HELLO
MR BOX
......AND JUST LIKE THE TIAGRA 80, INDIRECTLY, I HAVE SOLD MORE SPERRY 870 'S THAN ANY MAN ALIVE....AND THAT IS FACT, NOT FICTION
SPECIAL NOTE: THAT IS A CUTE AVS PROMOTIONAL VIDEO YOU HAVE ON THE SPERRY WEBSITE MR SPERRY....BUT
DUHHH....HOWEVER, I THINK MY SPERRY TRIBUTE VIDEO DESERVES SOME HONORABLE MENTION 

BUT SADLY ENOUGH...I CANNOT UPLOAD IT HERE
ROCK ON....
'SHOEBOX....
HECK I EVEN WEAR MY NEW SPERRYS TO CHURCH