TEXAS JUST ATTACKED...

[WAHOONBOX]

A MAN SET HIS HOUSE ON FIRE TODAY...STOLE A PLANE ...THEN CRASHED IT INTO A FEDERAL BUILDING

UHHHHH....


THE FIRST REPORT I HEARD ON CNN WAS FROM A HOMELAND SECURITY OFFICIAL.

"THIS IS NOT TERROR RELATED INCIDENT" homeland security reports.


THE FRIGGIN' CRASH JUST HAPPENED DUDE! HOW HAVE YOU HAD TIME TO INVESTIGATE ANYTHING? AND YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT IT WAS NOT TERROR RELATED???


AFTER YOU MADE THIS ANNOUNCEMENT CAME YET ANOTHER FEDERAL OFFICIAL SAYING THE CRASH WAS INTENTIONAL.... THAT SIR HOMELAND SECURITY PERSON IS TERRORISM FROM WITHIN....GREAT JOB ON ALLOWING THE PLANE TO BE STOLEN TO BEGIN WITH

MAYBE YOU SHOULD PLACE SOME OF THOSE TSA HIGH SECURITY COPS WHO ARE CHECKING LUGGAGE OUT ON THE RUNWAYS AND HANGERS EVERY NOW AND THEN....

I FEEL SO SAFE KNOWING THAT HOMELAND SECURITY AGENCY IS GUARDING US.

[thoffman]

damn!!! Why such a quick response from home land Security I wonder?

[Deep C]

That bites ass in a big way...

[WAHOONBOX]

AT THE SAME TIME TODAY...A FLIGHT FROM DENVER TO SAN FRAN' WAS DIVERTED TO SLC BECAUSE OF A THREAT.

A PLANE ALSO JUST CRASHED IN CALIFORNIFICATION.

THATS 3 QUICK PLANE INCIDENTS.







"THIS IS NOT TERROR RELATED".... O-K-A-A-A-A-A-Y T-H-E-N?

WHAT IS IT RELATED TO THEN..... YOU GOT A FEW THOUSAND PEOPLE ON TSA PAYROLL SO YOU SHOULD BE PRETTY WELL APT AT FIGURING OUT THE RELATIONSHIP HERE.


GREAT JOB HOMELAND SECURITY AGENCY...GREAT JOB...

[fishn'brewis]

If you really want to know why they are NOT calling this a terrorist attack then you must know the word "terrorist" has been removed from "acceptable" language. This was an "enemy combatant" attack.

[liv2fish20]

sounds like crap to me! they only tell us what they want us to know!!!


hey Marty, whats the best way to clean these waders?

[Avenger]

Hmmm... Set his house on fire and crashed his plane into an IRS office....????

Let me think....

I got it! He's an environmentalist on a campaign to free the world of suburban sprawl, aircraft destroying the ozone layer and save the trees from the largest abuser of paper, the government.

It's the simplest, most rational explanation!

[BarryTurano]

Hmmm... Set his house on fire and crashed his plane into an IRS office....????

Let me think....

I got it! He's an environmentalist on a campaign to free the world of suburban sprawl, aircraft destroying the ozone layer and save the trees from the largest abuser of paper, the government.

It's the simplest, most rational explanation!

Not so haven't you heard of the paper reduction act???
Just ask us printers. We are on the way to becoming a paperless society

[TROPHY SPORTFISHING]

That 's why i guard my own ass.

[Deep C]

Not so haven't you heard of the paper reduction act???
Just ask us printers. We are on the way to becoming a paperless society

As long as there big butts and women the paper industry will never fail...