TEXAS JUST ATTACKED...

[Capt_John]

As long as there big butts and women the paper industry will never fail...

That's got to be the funniest thing I've read in a while.

[Avenger]

A guy's wife says she's thinking of getting a boob job and he says "Why spend all that money, just rub toilet paper on them once a day."

She's amazed and says "Will that really make them bigger?"

He says "Why not? It worked on your ass."

[BarryTurano]

As long as there big butts and women the paper industry will never fail...

Your right it's the printing industry. After 48 years I am out of it in 8 days All I've ever done except ride a submarine for a few years.

[BarryTurano]

A guy's wife says she's thinking of getting a boob job and he says "Why spend all that money, just rub toilet paper on them once a day."

She's amazed and says "Will that really make them bigger?"

He says "Why not? It worked on your ass."

Good one

[WAHOONBOX]

Your right it's the printing industry. After 48 years I am out of it in 8 days All I've ever done except ride a submarine for a few years.

WHERE'S THE SUBMARINE STORY AT? I MUST HAVE MISSED IT...

ALL THESE YEARS DOWN UNDA ...THERE MUST BE A LOT OF PICS TO SHARE WITH US! DU HUH

[BarryTurano]

WHERE'S THE SUBMARINE STORY AT? I MUST HAVE MISSED IT...

ALL THESE YEARS DOWN UNDA ...THERE MUST BE A LOT OF PICS TO SHARE WITH US! DU HUH

Box go to WWW.ss346.com Check crew photos. 69 med cruise if you search real hard you will find a picture of a very skinny me with hair.

[Avenger]

And a chick in a bikini.... how'd you get her on board?

[BarryTurano]

Hell that was easy. Christmas of 69 we were in Monaco they had a fashion show for us on board. Most of us were F**ked up from the night before. I was one of 5 guys drunk on our asses standing in front of the guard house at the gate of Princes Grace and Prince Rainier singing Christmas carols. When your 21 and drunk your invincible!!!