STIMULUS PACKAGE 4 COMM/CHARTER INDUSTRY

[WAHOONBOX]

HALALUJAH!!!! THE ECONOMY IS MAKING A RIGHT HAND TURN FOR THE BETTER!

NEW RESTRAUNTS ARE SPRINGING UP IN MHC LIKE SPRINGTIME FLOWERS....NEW SHOPPING VENUES ARE ABUNDANT.......EVEN A NEW TACKLE, CHARTER BOOKING STORE...THE BIG ROCK FISHING CENTER ....AKA BRFC...HAS ENTERED THE ARENA ON THE MHC WATERFRONT

I NOTICE THAT JUST DOWN HIWAY 24 NEAR THE CRIB A 100 ACRE TRACT OF LAND IS BEING CLEARED AT THIS VERY MOMENT TO START A HOUSING COMPLEX....

POOR ECONOMY? I THINK NOT!! THE CONGRESSIONAL STIMULUS PACKAGE IS NOW IN EFFECT AND GETTIN ER DUNN....I MEAN DONE!!!!!

THE BLAIR HOUSE IN DC JUST RECIEVED A 6 MILLION DOLLAR FACE LIFT JUST FOR THE INAUGURATION....AND NEW CHINA HAS BEEN UNBOXED FOR THE BARRACK FAMILY....TRUCKLOADS OF NEW FURNITURE WAS JUST DELIVERED TO PRES ELECTS NEW DIGS AND GEORGE'S OLD WHITE HOUSE FURNITURE WAS THROWN AVAILABLE ON EBAY AND A LOCAL GARAGE SALE ON PENNSYLVANIA AVE.

THE ECONOMY AIN'T BAD AT ALL PEOPLE! A NEW MULTI MILLION BUCK GROCERY STORE CHAIN IS ABOUT TO OPEN WITHIN 2 MILES ON THE CRIB....THAT MAKES 5 GROCERY STORES, AND 5 NEW PHARMACY DRUG STORE CHAINS NOW IN THE SAME QUADRANT...

NEW MEDICAL BUILDING ARE SPROUTING UP ....CARTERET COUNTY WILL SOON BE MEDICAL HEAVEN...HECK I HAVE 4 DOCTORS THAT LIVE WITHIN STONES THROW OF ME RIGHT NOW....

AND GREAT NEWS!!! BARRACK OBAMA PLANS ON ANNOUNCING THE NEW COMMERCIAL FISHERMAN/ CHARTER BOAT STIMULUS PACKAGE IN ABOUT TWO HOURS FROM NOW

BEGINNING IN DEC 2009....A NEW PLAN DESIGNED BY THE MASTERS OF THE GAME TO HELP RE-VITALIZE EAST COAST COMM' FISHERMEN AND CHARTER INDUSTRY

BARRACK PLANS ARE :
1. ALL COMMERCIAL FISHERMEN AND CHARTER BOAT CAPTAINS WILL ASSEMBLE IN MHC THANSKGIVING WEEKEND....A SMALL $2,000 GRANT WILL BE AWARDED TO ALL CONCERNED VESSELS WHO CAN PROVE THAT THEY ARE TRULY IN THE COMMERCIAL FISHING /CHARTER BOAT LIVLIHOO'S....I MEAN LIVLIHOOD

THIS MONEY IS NOT A LOAN...BUT A SMALL PART OF THE NATIONAL $TIMULUS PACKAGE TO ASSIST CREWS IN BUYING NEEDED GEAR TO ACTIVELY PURSUE THE GIANT BFT WITHOUT PUTTING A STRESS ON THEIR WALLET....CEO'S OF SAID CHARTERBOATS AND COMM' F.V'S WILL ALSO RECIEVED A 50K TAX BREAK FOR 2010-2011 YEARS. .....SWEET.

2. THERE WILL BE 3 STIMULUS OFFICES SET UP IN THE MHC AREA. THE MHCYB...BEAUFORT TOWN DOCKS...& MHC WATERFRONT.....

FROM HERE EACH VESSEL WILL ARRIVE BY BOAT DAILY WITH PROPER PAPERWORK AND BE GRANTED A 50 GALLON FUEL VOUCHER PER DAY OF THE 62 DAY BFT SEASON ...

50 GALLONS REGARDLESS OF THE VESSEL MAKE OR SIZE.....A STIMULUS OFFICIAL WILL SUPERVISE/AUDIT/OVERSEE THIS STIMULUS GRANT AT ALL FACILITIES

SIX JUMBO BALLYHOO & SIX LARGE MULLET WILL ALSO BE AWARDED PER DAY x 62

A FLAT OF OLD SALTY PLANERS 32 & 24 WILL BE PLACED ON EVERY VESSEL

A 200 YARD SKEIN OF FLUORO WILL ALSO BE AWARDED

A DAILY RATION OF CHEESE, SOFT DRINKS, PEANUT BUTTER, BREAD, AND SLIM JIMS WILL ALSO BE AWARDED TO CERTIFIED VESSELS....A BOX OF "CUTIE PIES" IN ASSORTED FRUITS WILL ALSO BE GRANTED

IN THE EVENT FOUL WEATHER RESTRICTS THE FLEET TO THE DOCK...A STIMULUS SALARY PACKAGE (MINIMUM 200 BUCKS A DAY PER MAN ) WILL BE GRANTED TO A MAX 3 CREW MEMBERS PLUS VESSEL OWNER(CEO).........BEACH BUMS WILL THEN BECOME A PRIVATE LUNCHEON BAR N GRILL ON BAD WEATHER DAYS FOR ALL COMM/ CHARTER CREWS.....THE TUNA STIMULUS GRANT WILL ALSO FOOT THE BILL FOR THIS JUST AS THEY DO FOR ALL WHITE HOUSE CHOW FUNCTIONS......NO NEW CHINA WILL BE NEEDED FOR THIS BEACH BUMS EVENT

THERE ARE APPX 62 DAYS A CREW CAN FISH....2 FISH PER DAY WITH AN AVERAGE OF A POSSIBLE $4,500 PER FISH.....THAT COMES TO A POTENTIAL OF $558,000 DOLARS OF INCOME PER VESSEL PROVIDED THEY CATCH 2 FISH A DAY

NOW IN THE EVENT SOME CREWS DO NOT MEET NOR FULLFILL THIS CRITERIA OF 2 FISH PER DAY FOR WHATEVER REASON...LET'S SAY SOME BAD LUCK...OR PULLED HOOKS...BROKEN SWIVELS...PULLED DART...OR SOME ASSWIPE JUST PLAIN CUTTING YOUR FISH OFF, .....THEN A $200K PER VESSEL GRANT WILL BE MADE TO SAID VESSEL TO HELP EASE THE PAIN.

THE FISH HANDLERS/BROKERS/ BUYERS THAT HAVE NOT SCREWED PEOPLE OVER IN THE LAST 10 YEARS WILL ALSO BE AWARDED A STIMULUS SUBSIDY PACKAGE FOR EITHER BAD WEATHER LOSSES , A NO-SHOW OF THE FISH OR POOR AUCTION PRICES IN TOKYO


THATS RIGHT...THE ECONOMY IS ALIVE AND WELL!!!! ....IT'S FREAKING SNOWING IN CARTERET COUNTY RIGHT NOW AND PEOPLE ARE CLOSING DOWN THEIR BIZNESSESS...DO YOU BELIEVE IT?

IT'S BLOWING A GAIL AND SNOWING AND I CAN'T FISH TODAY ....AND HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE LAID OUT OF WORK TODAY TO ATTEND THE INAUGURATION PARTY ....SHIT....WHO NEEDS MONEY? IT'S PARTY TIME PEOPLE!!!! I WONDER HOW MUCH THE BAND MAKES AT TONIGHTS WHITE HOUSE PARTY?

[seapower]

Hide the cop's are comin!!! Don't know if maybe you're just high on life or what???? Whatever "IT" is, I'll be right over to get some. That's if you "can help a Brother out" Wow , I'm already feelin better, Thank's Marty. Frank,SeaPower

[sportfishingusa]

Wouldnt that be a wonderful thing.. we are pissing money away all over the place.. why not piss it away on something else that will get our world no where..

your right.. i can not believe the amount of stuff being built up by me either.. looks like these companies got nuttin to lose!!

[Ace1st]

Wouldnt that be a wonderful thing.. we are pissing money away all over the place.. why not piss it away on something else that will get our world no where..

your right.. i can not believe the amount of stuff being built up by me either.. looks like these companies got nuttin to lose!!

AAAAAA HUUUUUUHG..........

You lost me there Pizza Man.

Youre not saying that helpin the Charter/Commercial industry would be a waste of money?

[clt_capt]

Shoulda written BOX in for Prez...

[sportfishingusa]

AAAAAA HUUUUUUHG..........

You lost me there Pizza Man.

Youre not saying that helpin the Charter/Commercial industry would be a waste of money?

CAME OUT THE WRONG WAY.. LOL

what i meant to say was they should be doing that would help out instead of putting money into other crap that would be pissing money away and helping no one and nothing...

giving money to specific lines of work would help boost the economy more than giving money to people that can not pay their bills!! that is what i meant to say..

now you got me!?

[yachtsnc]

Marty, I am sitting in the shop waiting for the mailman to delivery my stimus check after pulling tqo off and breaking one off that comes to 13,500 if I did your math right.

[sashamy]

I love the money being spent...even better I just heard that Jay Z and Beyonce refused to take public transportation back to their hotel after the waste of money liberal concert that was only set up for the VIP's...so the Secret Service, our tax dollars....drove them home....Box, do you think the SS would drive you and your lady home if she didn't want to take public transportation? I love it obama invites the whole world to his invocation but only allows the VIPs to hear the music...I thought he was the man of the people..........

[Ace1st]

CAME OUT THE WRONG WAY.. LOL

what i meant to say was they should be doing that would help out instead of putting money into other crap that would be pissing money away and helping no one and nothing...

giving money to specific lines of work would help boost the economy more than giving money to people that can not pay their bills!! that is what i meant to say..

now you got me!?

Gotcha there RAGUSTA..........coming out wrong is OK. Happens to the best of us.

[John from Madison CT]

Is it just me or is the entire liberal media giddy over the coronation of our new King. I can't ever remember an Inauguration being played up this much.