STACY'S MOM'S GOT IT GOIN ON I TELL YA!

[WAHOONBOX]

PLAY THIS AS YOU READ....







....AS I GROW OLDER IN LIFE..........I SOMETIMES FIND MY SELF FILTERING BACK THRU THE RIF RAF OF MY LIFE AND BACK TO THE YOUNG DAYS.

THE TEEN YEARS...

MY MY....WHERE DID THE 60'S GO TO? MY VARSITY SWEATER? WHO HAS THAT? THE FRIENDSHIP RINGS I GAVE TO SEVERAL GIRLFRIENDS.....WHERE ARE THOSE RINGS NOW? ....MY FIRST AM RADIO? .......THE CANE POLE FISHING AT THE CREEK BEHIND MY HOUSE?....

HOW I MISS RIDING MY WESTERN AUTO BIKE TO GO HUNTING IN NEARBY WOODS COMPLETE WITH A GUN SCABBOARD FOR MY SHOTGUN.....
MY DAD ALWAYS ASKED ME HOW MANY SHELLS I WAS TAKING ON THE SOLO HUNT ....................... I ALWAYS WONDERED WHY IS HE ASKED THAT......

THEN THERE'S THE TWO PARTY PHONE LINE..........I MEAN WHEN YOU WANTED TO MAKE A PHONE CALL YOU PICKED UP THE PHONE AND YOUR NEIGHBOR MAY BE USING THE THING!!! THE HORROR OF THAT CRAP!......ONE WOULD HAVE TO JUST SIT AND WAIT UNTIL THE LONG WINDS HUNG UP !! .....

TO S-S-SHAME ON ME WHEN I WAS ABOUT 13 OR SO.....I USED TO EAVES-DROP ON THE TWO-PARTY PHONE LINE LISTENING IN ON STACY'S MOM TWO HOUSES UP............ I MEAN.........STACY WAS OKAY AND ALL.....BUT...... HER MOM WAS ....BREATH-TAKING. SHE WAS A DIVORCED MOM .......28...MAYBE 29 AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND THEY TALKED EVERY NIGHT ON THE PHONE FOR HOURS...SOMETIMES HE WOULD TALK A LIL DIRTY TO HER AND SHE WOULD SCREAM HIS NAME OUT TO STOP.
MY PULSE: 145 BPM......I WOULD CAREFULLY EASE THE PHONE DOWN SO NOT TO GET CAUGHT WITH THE CLICKETY-CLICK.

SHE ALWAYS WORE REVLON RED LIPSTICK...AND BLACK EYELINER......AND, IN THE SUMMER MONTHS....SHE ALWAYS WORE A BIKINI TOP(60'S STYLE) WITH A TANK TOP COVER-UP , AND A PAIR CUT-OFF LEVI BLUEJEANS WITH THE FRINGE LEFT ON THE LEGS. I THINK MAYBE SHE PAINTED THE JEANS ON .....

ONCE A MONTH I HAD TO COLLECT PAPER ROUTE MONEY FROM HER FOR THE LOCAL NEWS PAPER ...."DEAR LORD.... PLEASE LET HER BE WEARING THE WHITE BIKINI TOP!!!!!"


THE NEIGHBORHOOD GANG ALWAYS USED STACY'S MOM'S BACKYARD AS PART OF OUR BASEBALL FIELD......... HOMEPLATE WAS IN OUR YARD AND THE LEFTFIELD AREA WAS IN HER BACKYARD TWO DOORS DOWN......... I ALWAYS PLAYED LEFT FIELD. SOMETIMES THERE WAS NO CENTER FIELDER OR RIGHT FIELDER....IT DIDN'T MATTER....I ALWAYS PLAYED LEFT.

SHE WAS EITHER TRIMMING FLOWERS AND SUCH AND/OR SUNBATHING ON SATURDAYS...........AND LIKE CLOCKWORK....THERE WAS ALWAYS A LONG NECK PABST BLUE RIBBON BY HER SIDE WRAPPED IN A WHITE NAPKIN. .......

BIG WIDE SHADES COVERED HALF HER FACE AS SHE TURNED EVERY 20 MINUTES FOR SUNTANNING .......AHHHH......THE AROMA OF DARK ALMOND COPPERTONE FILLED MY SUMMER AIR..............LEFT FIELD WAS COOL.....I THINK SHE MAY HAVE BEEN WATCHING ME ONCE AS I GAVE IT MY ALL CHASING A LONG FLY BALL POUNDED OUT BY THE NEIGHBOHOOD PUNK BULLY DANNY MACGREGOR............I ALWAYS KEPT THE ABS & 'CEPS FLEXED WHILE OUT IN LEFT....I MEAN I WAS PURE STONE BACK THEN....BIG ROCK STONE SOLID.............

"OUT AT THE FREAKING PLATE"!!!!! .....HOLEY CRAPOLA! SHE WAS PROPPED UP ON ONE ELBOW WATCHING MY THROW TO THE PLATE!!.......PULSE: 140BPM. .....THE THROW: ....RIGHT ON TARGET AND OUT AT THE BOX...I MEAN DA PLATE!

YEAH ....THAT STACY'S MOM.......SHE HAD IT GOIN' ON ALRIGHT!.....AT LEAST SHE HAD ME GOIN ON.

WELL I HAD BETTER GIT MY MIND OUT OF THE BATTERSBOX... AND GO TWIST SOME MORE PIANO WIRE....MAYBE THE MAN WILL MISS DA FORECAST AND IT WILL CHANGE FOR THE BETTER AND THE BLUEWATERLADY WILL GET HER WAHOO TRIP IN TOMORROW

GOSH I NEED TO SNIPE ONE BAD!!!

CRANK IT UP AND CLICK THE LINK FOR STACY'S MOM!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V_rXTp1yBU

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[gradywhite273]

Box got Utube goin on, very cool box

[Wild Life Management]

White bikini and a cold PBR, that's my kind of chick. Oh man, now that I am thinking about it, that's what got me married.

[Bking]

White bikini and a cold PBR, that's my kind of chick. Oh man, now that I am thinking about it, that's what got me married.

Isn't that what got you that rash too .!!!

Great Read BOX!

[Wild Life Management]

Isn't that what got you that rash too .!!!

Great Read BOX!

No, no, no, that was a black bikini and tequila, does the trick everytime.

Speaking of rash, you would have ended up with one if you took that creature home the other night had I not stopped you, so you're welcome.

[HOLWACHAGOT]

Very cool post BOX! You just made Pabst Blue Ribbon sound good....That takes true talent.
Holwachagot

[WAHOONBOX]

No, no, no, that was a black bikini and tequila, does the trick everytime.

Speaking of rash, you would have ended up with one if you took that creature home the other night had I not stopped you, so you're welcome.

CREATURE? WHAT CREATURE?

THE HORROR OF COYOTE UGLY.............

[TROPHY SPORTFISHING]

Box good read. Man we need to go fishing hope that forecast changes.

[carom]

great read Box, as usual, one question though!, how in sweet Jesus name you come up with all this??? thats a don't take a break brain you have got there my friend!

keep it up dude keep it up!

[flatbottom]

Kool find Box !

Great clip

slow day over here, that read was what I needed.