Squirrels in the attic

[Dead Eye]

Once had a problem with squirrels, I crushed 4 percosets and mixed with peanut butter. Put on a paper plate. The squirrel ODed. No more problem

[Joey Herring]

Hey Joey-

WTF did I ever do to you to deserve that bullshit?
I wrote a method that worked for me. I did not have any "stinking mess" in my place that I had to deal with, nor did they make another exit. A buddy of mine had the same problem, did the same thing I did with the poison I gave him and within two weeks his problem was solved.

Also the "professionals" in this area are too damn busy doing whatever the hell these F-wads do in this area to even return phone calls. Both myself and my friend tried to use the pros but got no response after numerous calls. My technique was used after the little F-ers chewed through my water lines and flooded my kitchen and dining room. That was when I had to take matters into my own hands. Luckily, John's didn't get that far.

Maybe it was dumb luck that BOTH of us cured our squirrel problem the same way.

Sorry!!..dang you guys are touchy!! If it is flying squirrels they may be affected by the over the counter poison, but I haven't seen a grey squirrel that would.
I PUBLICLY APOLOGIZE for down grading you. You must be tough..just kidding

[Joey Herring]

Several 110 Conibear ($10.00-$12.00) traps should do the job. Set them over the exit holes where they are coming and going. These are kill traps, you can use live traps but it will take longer. This time of year you don't have to worry about trapping a female with babies. In the spring and early fall this is a concern. If you trap the female, the babies will die inside and stink up the place. After you have trapped them all, seal the holes up with flashing or hardware cloth.
The going rate around here is $125.00 to set the traps and $35.00 per animal and $25.00 to $45.00 per hole that is closed. Other companies are charging more and I mean ALOT more so if you go with a "Pro" don't get ripped off.
I know that this sounds expensive but you have to consider that the traps have to be checked every day and most days they catch nothing and most of the work is done on a ladder.
I will be more than happy to help if you decide to do it yourself or consult and keep you from being ripped off.

[chefgary1]

I heard there is a guy in Delaware that has shot possum at close range with a pistol inside homes before. Maybe you can call him.