I GUESS LIVING IN NORTH AMERICA IS NOT ALL THAT IT IS CRACKED UP TO BE......ALL I WANT TO DO IS SEND A BIRTHDAY GIFT OF FISHING LURES TO JP77 DOWN IN JUNGLELAND EL SALVADOR........
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO......YOU GOT DO THIS ...AND YOU GOTTA DO THAT...."SIR YOU NEED TO YIELD A BLOOD SAMPLE...AND THEN SUBMIT TO AN ARESENIC TEST FROM YOUR LAST BOWEL MOVEMENT "
"SIR WE NEED TO SEARCH YOUR HOME FOR NAZI PROPAGANDA.....WE NEED TO BE POSITIVE THAT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TRY TO HELP SOMEONE TRY TO CATCH A SIMPLE OL FISH OFF THE COAST OF EL SALVADOR!"
ALL I WANT TO DO IS SEND JORGE A FEW USED FISHING LURES!!! GEEZUS H MISTER CUSTOMS MAN! I AIN'T SMUGGLING HERE!!! I AIN'T TRYING TO DO ANYTHING WRONG HERE.... I JUST NEED TO FIND A SIMPLE WAY TO SEND A FREAKING SMALL PACKAGE TO A COUNTRY LOCATED WITHIN NORTH AMERICA!!! GEEZUS H I AIN'T SHIPPING TO THE FRIGGIN TALIBAN OR ANYTHING!
I BET IF THE LATE TED KENNEDY FAMILY WANTED TO SEND A SOUVENEIR RELIC TO EL SALVADOR , LET'S SAY A CHUNK OF THE CHAPIQUIDDICK BRIDGE, THAT THERE WOULD BE NO ISSUES IN DOING SO
WELL THE KENNEDYS AIN'T SHIPPING SQUAT RIGHT NOW SO I WILL TAKE THEIR SPOT!
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post office..i just sent some items to of all places Pakistan..took 3 weeks but they got their for $29.00. They will help you with the customs forms.
The best way is to go over to New Bern get yourself a ticket and hand deliver them. He can have them tomorrow and you can show him how to use them. You said you were bored right? What better way to cure boredom than the impromptu road trip to El Salvy! Kills 2 birds with 1 stone!
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Having shipped litterrally tens of thousands of lures to almost any place you can think of, no easier way than post office... They have the customs form right there. Just put down how many, fishing lures, value $10, gift... Express is quite a bit faster than priority but both get there...