SCUM OF THE EARTH WHITE TRASH

[WAHOONBOX]

WELL IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A NICE RELAXING CHRISTMAS WEEKEND WITH THE PONEYTAIL AND HER FAMILY IN CHARLOTTESVILLE , VA.......WE DID THE GIFT EXCHANGE THING CHRISTMAS EVE...I ATE EVERYTHING PUT IN FRONT OF ME INCLUDING A CAKE.....I MADE HOMEMADE SEAFOOD GUMBO-MAHI,CRAB,CHOPPED SCALLOPS, OKRA,HOT ITALIAN SAUSAGE ETC ETC....THIS N THAT ...JUST GRAB AND POUR TYPE RECIPE....YOU KNOW THE DRILL.

AND SOON AFTER FRIDAY MORNING BREAKFAST....THE PONEYTAIL AND I DECIDED IT TWAS A GOOD TIME TO CHECK OUT A VACANT RENTAL UNIT SHE HAS IN CHARLOTTESVILLE. IT TOOK OVER A YEAR TO GET THE PEOPLE REMOVED OUT OF THERE FOR NON-PAYMENT BUT FINALLY THE WHITE TRASH FAMILY MOVED OUT AFTER TWO SHERIFFS AND A JUDGE FORCED THEM...

NICE BASS BOAT IN THE FRONT YARD...NICE GMC TRUCK TO PULL IT....HELL I GUESS THEY COULD AFFORD IT....THEY NEVER PAID RENT......ANYWAY THEY ARE GONE SO WE HEAD OVER TO DO AN INSPECTION TO SEE IF IT IS RENTABLE...........OH BOY.

WELL HOLEY GAS MASK AND BREAK OUT THE FRONT END LOADERS!!! HOW COULD ANYONE LIVE IN SUCH SQUALLER?

SADLY, WE HAVE NOT BEEN INSIDE THIS HOUSE IN YEARS....OUR BAD....



GOT TRASH YOU NEED TO DISPOSE OF? HELL JUST WALK UP THE ATTIC STAIRS AND TOSS IT .....NO PROBLEMO...TRASH OUT OF SIGHT NOW.....GOT OLD CLOTHES? DON'T TAKE THEM TO GOODWILL...JUST PILE THE CRAP UP IN THE ATTIC....GOT NEWSPAPERS FROM 1996? THATS RIGHT...THE ATTIC....ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING JUST PILE THE SHIT IN THE ATTIC.

THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN AFTER 2 HRS OF CLEANING





DID I MENTION THE BASEMENT? STORE ALL YOUR DEFUNCT TV'S DOWN THERE...AND PILE ALL YOUR WINDOWS 98 COMPUTERS THERE AS WELL...UNDERWEAR FULL OF HASH MARKS? SHUCK THEM OFF AND TOSS THEM TO THE BASEMENT....HELL ONE CAN EVEN DUMP KITCHEN GARBAGE IN THE BASEMENT......I AM SURE THE CHILDREN LIVING HERE DON'T MIND THE SMELL









AND I ALSO THANK YOU MR & MRS WHITE TRASH FOR ALL THE CIGARETTE BURNS ON THE BEDROOM HARDWOOD FLOOR....THAT REALLY ADDED A SPECIAL TOUCH FOR ME.


AND THANKS FOR LEAVING ALL CLOSETS FULL OF COAT HANGERS....THAT WAS REALLY NICE OF YOU....THE PONEYTAIL AND I REALLY WANTED THESE.


WHITE TRASH...DEM NO GOOD ...RENT STEALING ... LOWLIFE WHITE TRASH WHO SHOULD BE ERADICATED FROM MUTHA EARTH.....IF I COULD FIND THE LOCATION YOU RELOCATED TO, I WOULD HAVE DUMPED EVERY PIECE OF YOUR GARBAGE YOU LEFT US RIGHT BACK IN YOUR LAP AFTER I WHIPPED YOUR NO GOOD SORRY ASS.

OKAY GUYS...I HAVE NOT BROKEN OUT ANY FIREARMS, KNIVES, BATS, OR FLAME THROWERS ............YET

I'M OKAY....I'M COOL.....I'M ALL SETTLED DOWN NOW....TAKE A DEEP BREATH BOX....THAT'S RIGHT.....AHHHHH....BREATHE BOX....I'M ALRIGHT GUYS.....


6 LOADS TO THE RECYCLE DUMP WITH THE HEMI.....THANK GOD THEY WERE OPEN SATURDAY!







DID I MENTION WE DEALT WITH ALL THIS IN 15-20 INCHES OF NON MELTING SNOW?

NEW POLICY....

HAIR SAMPLE
BLOOD AMPLE
DNA SAMPLE
TITLE TO TRUCK AND BOAT
NON SMOKERS
NO PETS
50K DEPOSIT AND A LEIN ON YOUR MAMMAS HOUSE

DON'T LIKE IT MR. NO-GOOD RENTER? TOUGH SHIT....I HOPE YOU AND YOU WORTHLESS WIFE REMAIN HOMELESS...





AS THE FORUM TITLE STATES, WELCOME TO MY WORLD

[NightHeron]

Damn Marty you could have made sea witches out of that wig.Thats would have been the new NC color for the year.

[jawz12]

my house in cape may is sitting empty-i had a plumber come over and drain the water system,and i shut the door...been this way for 3 years...i refuse to rent a house to anyone ! a buddy of mine he rented his house for the summer,what a frickin' mess...this is exactly what happens...

worse part is,this trash has more rights than you do,concernign your house...bullshit !! you can't go over there and throw them out,you would be the one that gets locked up...

[WAHOONBOX]

YOU MENTION JAIL? I HAVE ALREADY LIVED A GREAT LIFE....

I COULD GIVE A SHIT...IT WOULD BE WORTH THE TIME. I WILL RENDER SOME PAYBACK THE NEXT TIME THIS HAPPENS ...AND SMILE ABOUT IT.

THE NEXT SUMBITCH THAT RENTS THIS PLACE ....IF WE CAN GET THIS THING PUT BACK TOGETHER ...WILL THINK I LIVE THERE WITH HIM....

I WILL RESERVE THE RIGHT IN CONTRACT FOR MONTHLY INSPECTIONS

[jawz12]

YOU MENTION JAIL? I HAVE ALREADY LIVED A GREAT LIFE....

I COULD GIVE A SHIT...IT WOULD BE WORTH THE TIME. I WILL RENDER SOME PAYBACK THE NEXT TIME THIS HAPPENS ...AND SMILE ABOUT IT.

THE NEXT SUMBITCH THAT RENTS THIS PLACE ....IF WE CAN GET THIS THING PUT BACK TOGETHER ...WILL THINK I LIVE THERE WITH HIM....

I WILL RESERVE THE RIGHT IN CONTRACT FOR MONTHLY INSPECTIONS

trust me,you and me both...

[treyfry]

IF THEY DONT FOLLOW WHAT YOU PUT IN YOUR LEASE EVICT THEM. SORRY TO SEE THAT BOX, IT LOOKED LIKE A NICE PLACE.

[Robja]

Did you have rubber gloves and a contamination suit and breathing apparatus to put on before you started cleaning?

[SNAKE EYES SPORTFISHING]

boxman, i'd like first divs on the wig, broken vacume cleaner and the baby stroller. will you take paypal?

[WAHOONBOX]

Did you have rubber gloves and a contamination suit and breathing apparatus to put on before you started cleaning?

DOGGONE RIGHT RIGHT WE DID....I STILL HAVE THE WILLIES FROM THIS

boxman, i'd like first divs on the wig, broken vacume cleaner and the baby stroller. will you take paypal?

YOU GOT IT SNAKE.....ONLY THIS TIME I WILL PAY YOU TO TAKE IT.

[clt_capt]

I saw the wig, and first thought was they had left you a dead body...Get the crime scene tape....