.....OOPS....I MEAN EIGHT.......EIGHT MAHIS IN SIX HOURS OF NASTY WEATHER TROLLING
THIS BANGED UP PIT MONKEY CONFESSES....NOT ALL DAYS ARE PRODUCTIVE....SOME DAYS YOU JUST HAVE TO SCRAP FOR 'EM.....HUNT HARD ...AND NEVER QUIT...SOME THEYS YOU CAN CATCH THEM ON A SHOE HORN...OTHERS ...WELL .....THEY CATCH YOU.... WHERE WAS CAPT YANNIS AND HIS DYNAMITE WHEN I NEEDED HIM?
BUT THEN THERE IS THE DAY THAT YOU CANNOT HOOK SHIT....AND ALL FISH ARE SAFE............AND IF YOU FISH OFTEN ENOUGH......YOU ALL....PROS AND REC GUYS.....YOU ALL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MOANING ABOUT...
NOW A MAHI IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.....I HAVE CAUGHT 50 THOUSAND OF EM ...MAYBE MORE....ONLY 5 OF WHICH WERE OVER 50 POUNDS IN THIRTY YEARS .,...............MY BAITS HAVE CONSISTED OF BALLYHOO ...LURES....JIGS...FLIES...CRABS...SEAHORSES...SAND FLEAS..SQUID ...SMALL SKIRTS ....PORK RINDS.....AND EVEN SALMON EGGS ON A TINY FLY-TROUT HOOK
THEY ARE VICIOUS MARAUDERS WHO WILL EAT ANYTHING IN THEIR PATH ...NO MATTER HOW BIG OR HOW SMALL.....I HAVE CAUGHT A 8 LB MAHI ON A DOUBLE HOO'D FRESH 32 INCH KING......THEY HAVE DEVOURED BIG TROLLING MARLIN LURES ....ONLY TO PISS ME OFF WITH TOURNAMENT TROLLING DOWNTIME
THE TRUTH OF IT ALL....I REALLY DON'T CARE FOR MAHIS....
NOW I DO ENJOY EATING THEM....AND THEY ARE A SAVIOR FOR GOOD ACTION WHEN CHARTER FISHING......HECK WE GENERALLY ATTEMPT TO PULL OUR BAITS AWAY FROM THE "AVERAGE GAFFER" MAHIS WHILE TOURNAMENT FISHING.....IT REQUIRES TOO MUCH DOWNTIME WHEN THEY ATTACK.....
I HAVE CAUGHT MY LIMIT OF 60 SO MANY TIMES THAT I MADATED A NO-MAHI CLEANING POLICY FOR THE REST OF MY CAREERI HAVE ALSO CONTACTED MAHI POISONING TWICE FROM CLEANING THEM AND IT IS NO FUN PICNIC......THEY ARE ALSO VERY SMELLY WHEN THE CARCASS POPS UP NEAR AND AROUND CLEANING STATIONS WHEN DUMBASSES FAIL TO DEEFLATE THEIR EYEBALLS......THIS SHOULD BE DOWN ON ALL FISH THAT ARE TOSSED BACK!!! THEY FLOAT AND STINK FOR GODS SAKE!!! POKE THE DANG EYES OUT PLEASE!!!
WELL.........................YESTERDAY ...WHILE FISHING WITH SEA BISCUIT AND OVERBOARD......WE HAD OUR SHOTS AT THE MAHIS......WE BOXED EIGHT...............I SAID EIGHT...NOT EIGHTY. THE CLIPS POPPED....NO PULLAGE....WE DROPBACK...NO ONE HOME...WE DROPBACK AGAIN...BENTPOLE....THEN BANG...PULLED HOOK.....I RESHARPENED EVERY HOOK INCLUDING THE ONES ALREADY RIGGED....STILL WE MISSED THE MAHI...
I'D SAY WE HAD BENTPOLE ON 15-20 THAT NEVER MET STEELTHE HORROR.
AND ....EXCUSE ME FOR JUST A COUPLE SECONDS WHILE I SHOVEL OUT A DEEPER PIT TO CRAWL IN.............
I ALSO HAD THE CLIP POP ON THE LEFT LONG ....THREE DIFFERENT TIMES.......TO THE DIRTY WHITE BOYS AND MISSED ALL THREE ON THE DROPBACK......
SO. YA HAVE A BAD DAY....YA TAKE IT TO DA BARN..... AND CLEAN UP ...THEN LOCK N LOAD FOR THE NEXT'UN
SUMTHINS GONNA DIE AND DIE BIG THIS WEEKEND IN THE SWANSBORO BILLFISH TOURNY!


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I HAVE ALSO CONTACTED MAHI POISONING TWICE FROM CLEANING THEM AND IT IS NO FUN PICNIC......THEY ARE ALSO VERY SMELLY WHEN THE CARCASS POPS UP NEAR AND AROUND CLEANING STATIONS WHEN DUMBASSES FAIL TO DEEFLATE THEIR EYEBALLS......THIS SHOULD BE DOWN ON ALL FISH THAT ARE TOSSED BACK!!! THEY FLOAT AND STINK FOR GODS SAKE!!! POKE THE DANG EYES OUT PLEASE!!!
THE HORROR.
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