I'll give it a shot but you really need to just read about most of these guys. they are a hoot. But since you asked.....................If you were to have a party and invite these guys I would suggest the following. If Glenn W is coming hide the Corona and make him sign a hold/harmless agreement before he goes rooting through your utensil drawer. Don't invite Sikorski if you have a sister. Pitch Bait will find your bait freezer and steal everything, including the freezer. Holwatchagot will catch all of the fish in your aquarium and Seabiscuit will cook them while Gottafly Lee will be taking pictures of the garlic sizzling the pan. Finrazr will get you drunk on some fine tequila so Finrazor can sell you some phone system, fishing rods, cleaning service and lazer tattoo and hair removal. Not too many people know that he is involved with a lazer tattoo and hair removal company. I tried to get him to name the company- NO HAIR DOWN THERE. But his partner in the company wouldn't go for it. Squrtis couldn't make it because is busy openning a mission,,,,,,,,,,,er I mean fishing lodge in panama (sorry curtis, I couldn't resist
). And you forgot to invite Lou - The Godfather. He would have brought all the bitches
Oh shoot I forgot about Deep C. He's still down in your basement talking to your dog about his mashers and teardrops
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Originally Posted by Glenn W
I am fully capable a making a fool of myself without help from others, and am embarassed as hell to have my name associated any where near this thread.
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