DEAR LA GRINGA.....
FIRST , YOU AND GRINGO HAVE FOUND A HOME ON SFC
...YOU HAVE HELPED CHANGED THE FACE OF SFC
....I TIP MY SOUTHERN CROSSED RIGGERS TO YOU GUYS
BUT NOW....NOW IT IS TIME TO BRING IN A PRO ON THIS PARTICULAR SCENARIO OF SADNESS YOU HAVE SO ELOQUENTLY ETCHED OUT FOR US...EL DR BOXO IS HERE FOR YA
LA GRINGO EL JR. IS IN PERIL I SEE.
BEING SINGLE FOR 58 YRS, MOST DEFINITELY CONSTITUTES ONE THE TITLE OF
PRO I THINK
....NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG HERE....I AM LOCKED AND LOADED SOLID WITH THE PONEYTAIL AND HAVE BEEN FOR ALMOST 13 FANTASTIC YEARS .....
WHILE NORMALLY IN DECADES PAST, I AM THE ONE LEAVING A "DEAR BOXETTE" LETTER ON THE GRUB TABLE... I HAVE TOO BEEN CRAPPED UPON BY MANY SWINETTES IN MY DAYS .... SEVERAL TIMES IN FACT
IN EARLY TIMES ...I FELT LIKE
ELVIN BISHOP AND MYSELF ARE ONE OF THE SAME
...."WE MUST OF BEEN THROUGH ABOUT A MILLION GIRLS" .......LITERALLY.... I LOVED 'EM AND I LEAVED DEM ALONE....
WAKE UP EL GRINGO JR....WAKE UP AND SMELL DA ....DA ....WELL....UH.....SMELL THE WANGO POONTANGO DUDE!
TO ALL THE GRINGO JR'S OUT THERE . ....GO TURN DA BOULDER INTO A M0UNTAIN OF LOVE!!!
THE FOLLOWING THERAPY CLIP IS FOR EL GRINGO JR AND ANY OTHER LOVESICK PUP WHO IS DROWNING IN PASSION...........THIS IS STRICTLY MEDICAL ADVICE I'M GIVING HERE AND WE SHOULD CONDUCT OURSELVES AS PROFESSIONALS HERE. I INSIST ON NO COMMENTS FROM THE SKIRT CHASING SCOUNDRELS WHO WILL OBVIOUSLY BE READING AND WATCHING THIS THREAD CLOSELY
NOW ....LADIES & GENTS...PLEASE TAKE YOUR HAND AND SLOWLY....S L O W L Y TURN THE VOLUME KNOB WAY THE HELL UP!
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