Poor Godfather

[SeaBiscuit]

Our beloved Godfather Lou was viciously attacked yesterday. The assailant was a 10 inch triggerfish. I think Lou was trying to "lip" the rascal, when all hell broke loose. The perpetrator was violently thrown to the deck by the Godfather, but not before removing a chunk of tender Italian finger.

Let us all wish Lou a speedy recovery from this awful ordeal. Messing up this man's hands is a crime against all the beautiful Wrightsville Beach girls who will miss his gentle touch while he is recuperating.

Life sometimes just ain't fair.

SeaBiscuit

[Squidnation]

Our beloved Godfather Lou was viciously attacked yesterday. The assailant was a 10 inch triggerfish. I think Lou was trying to "lip" the rascal, when all hell broke loose. The perpetrator was violently thrown to the deck by the Godfather, but not before removing a chunk of tender Italian finger.

Let us all wish Lou a speedy recovery from this awful ordeal. Messing up this man's hands is a crime against all the beautiful Wrightsville Beach girls who will miss his gentle touch while he is recuperating.

Life sometimes just ain't fair.

SeaBiscuit

Damn now i almost feel bad for drinking most of his 100 proof rum. He could probably use that right now to rid himself of the pain and sleep through the harrowing nightmares that has him screaming in cold sweat for more trigger fingers and tartar sauce. Oh shit - I said trigger fingers. I am sorry lou. Sorry sorrry sorry. I didn't mean to poke fun. Damn - poke fun - don't do that until you heal fully. wouldn't want to pull the trigger and reinjure yourself.

[BTH284]

There is no proof of the alleged incident without before and after pics of said finger. Hope you are doing well Lou!

[SeaBiscuit]

Damn - poke fun - don't do that until you heal fully.

Now that is good and helpful advise from a dear friend. "Poking fun" with a wounded finger could result into a nasty infection!
BTW, the bite incident injury is on Lou's "good" hand. The other one was out of commission already due to a "bowling" accident.
Sometimes when it rains, it pours.

SeaBiscuit

[clt_capt]

I thought his boat is named Bite Me, not his finger

[Agitated88]

Damn now i almost feel bad for drinking most of his 100 proof rum. He could probably use that right now to rid himself of the pain and sleep through the harrowing nightmares that has him screaming in cold sweat for more trigger fingers and tartar sauce. Oh shit - I said trigger fingers. I am sorry lou. Sorry sorrry sorry. I didn't mean to poke fun. Damn - poke fun - don't do that until you heal fully. wouldn't want to pull the trigger and reinjure yourself.

I have NOTHING to add to this thread...but, your signature block rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WAHOONBOX]

A POKED FINGER? O MY GOODNESS....

WHERE'S MY CAMERA? I GOT SOME SCARED UP CUT UP FESTERED FINGERS FOR YOU! MY GOD.....MY HANDS LOOK LIKE THEY ENTERED A MEAT GRINDER COMPETITION!

GODFATHER O GODFATHER...WHERE ART THOU?

HOPE THE FINGER GETS BETTER.....

[Squidnation]

Now that is good and helpful advise from a dear friend. "Poking fun" with a wounded finger could result into a nasty infection!
BTW, the bite incident injury is on Lou's "good" hand. The other one was out of commission already due to a "bowling" accident.
Sometimes when it rains, it pours.

SeaBiscuit

Chesney - Oh my god honey what happened to your finger?

Lou - Well baby orca, I was in a toothnNail battle with a creature from the deep.

Chesney - Oh Lou, I am so sorry, Can I kiss it and make it better?

Lou - Baby, I prefer to keep my fingers away from your mouth.

Chesney - What happened to your other hand?

Lou - Oh - that I injured that in a dangerous manly sport similiar to the scottish highlands hammer toss.

Chesney - you hurt yourself BOWLING??

Lou - Waiter, another boston cream pie please. We need to shut her up

[merry marlin]

I think Godfather Lou lipped that trigger on purpose to get even more attention from the Gentle Beach Girls curious about the big bandage!!!...
So, did the blood chum up some pretty groupers?
MM

[SeaBiscuit]

So, did the blood chum up some pretty groupers?
MM

You know it Jacques. The groupers went nuts just like teenage girls at a Jonas bros concert!
If only we could get the Godfather to log in we might even see pictures of the crazed fish.

SeaBiscuit