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    NOW BOOKING RUN-OFF WAHOONBOX's Avatar
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    THE PERFECT ASSHOLE

    AHHHH.........TIS GIANT BLUEFIN SEASON IN NORTH CAROLINA.......AND IT IS A TIME FOR JOY....A TIME FOR CELEBRATION IF TWINE BECOMES TAWT & TIGHT..........O THE JOY ONE RECEIVES WHEN PUTTING HIS INDEX INTO A GIANT BLUEFINS **** AND FEELS THE TWO TENDONS WHICH HE MUST CUT IN ORDER TO FULFILL COMPLETE GUT/STOMACH REMOVAL........

    SUCH IS THE CASE HERE WITH THIS BLUEFIN..... A PERFECT INCISION MADE BY " BIRDHUNTER" HERE ON HIS FIRST GIANT BLUEFIN COMMERCIALLY IN NC....IN FACT IT WAS HIS FIRST GIANT EVER AND I TIP MY RIGGERS TO HIM

    THE BUYERS TELL ME NOT TO MAKE A LARGE INCISION.....JUST ENOUGH TO GET HOLD OF THE TWO STRAPS.......ONCE THIS IS DONE....THE THE GILL IS REMOVED OR THE HEAD ITSELF......AND THE ENTIRE STOMACH CAVITY AND ORGANS CAN BE PULLED OUT WITH OUT DAMAGING THE BELLY MEAT

    SO PLEASE RESPOND WITH A REPLY...." NICE ASSHOLE BOX "..... AND IF I WIN THE WEEKLY CONTEST PRIZE PACKAGE OFFERED BY THE ADMIN .......I WILL "RAFFLE IT" BACK OFF AMONGST THOSE THAT REPLIES IN THIS THREAD!!!

    WE HAVE A WINNER!!
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    Nappy Haired Tackle Ho gradywhite273's Avatar
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    nice asshole box, though now you cant use in for clueless

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    Crab mustard is good Wild Life Management's Avatar
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    That is a beautiful asshole you got there Box.

    Why do I get the feeling that this weekly prize package will still be up for grabs this time next year? But by then it will have grown into a monster and somebody is going to open up a new tackle shop.

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    I think Admin is going to let me have this space POON MAN's Avatar
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    Get a look at that Turd Cutter !!!!!

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    Hahhaa Priceless!

    NICE ASSHOLE BOX!

    -D

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    Nice Asshole Box!!

    That's one big bluefin tuna asshole!!!

    Here is one of my little Yellowfin assholes:



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    I think Admin is going to let me have this space Cowboy's Avatar
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    the only "asshole" I would have any interest in checking out

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    Let me help you out BOX

    While the asshole you show and the curvy body on that one you have is VERY VERY nice BOX....I do believe the perfect asshole is covered here by 1/84" of silky very purty smellin' white string...
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    Deep C is my idol.
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    Nice asshole you got Box. Is that a dingleberry towards the back of it?

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    Box, nice asshole.............i'd hit it


    oh wait wrong pic!!!!!!!!!

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