PATRICK SWAYZE vs. THE REEL BEAST

[WAHOONBOX]

I AM SURE MOST OF YOU HAVE WITNESSED THE TV COMMERCIALS DEPICTING THE NEW A&E SHOW "THE BEAST" STARRING PATRICK SWAYZE OF DIRTY DANCING FAME....

PATRICK SWAYZE....

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I PICTURE PATRICK IN A SET OF DANCE TIGHTS DOING THE MOMBA WITH SOME CURLY HAIRED GIRL...SLINGING HER THROUGH THE AIR AND CATCHING HER WITH ONE HAND STATEGICALLY GRABBBING HER ASS IN DOING SO.......I DO ADMIT THOUGH THAT PATRICK APPEARS MUCH OLDER NOW...MORE CHISLED...MORE DEFINED....AND NOW SPORTS THAT
BAD ASS "I'LL POP A CAP IN YOU " LOOK ....AND THE SHOW SEEMS TO BE A COOL ACTION SERIES

BUT......NOW I HAVE A ITTY BITTY SLIGHT PROBLEM WITH THE A&E SERIES TITLE " THE BEAST"...........SEEMS MANY SHOWS AND COMMERCIALS ON TV NOWADAYS COME TO SFC TO RETRIEVE THEIR IDEAS AND TITLES.....FIRST I PUT A BOBBERHEAD RIO DOLL ON MY HEMI DASH AND KA-POW....I NOW SEE TV COMMERCIALS WITH BOBBERHEAD GIRLS ON DASHBOARDS.......I MEAN I CAN GO ON AND ON WITH THIS BUT ...THE BEAST???......I AM SORRY A&E.....BUT THE FIRST INTERNET TV MOVIE WAS FEATURED ON SFC BACK IN 2005....AND IT WAS I WHO TOOK THE NAME "THE BEAST" FROM ZANE GREYS NOVEL......."THE DAY OF THE BEAST" ....AND I CONSULTED HIM ABOUT THIS AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE PHOTO BELOW AND THEN I APPROPRIATELY KNIGHTED CAPT. BRIAN HARRINGTON THE BEAST OF EXTREME MEASURES AND RUN-OFF FAME


I WILL EAGERLY LOOK FOR MY ROLLING CREDIT$ IN YOUR SHOW NEXT MONTH

THIS ORIGINAL FLICK IS 7 MNUTES LONG AND I COULD NOT UPLOAD IT TO SFC....SO CRANK IT UP I TELL YA!
http://www.************/viddstream?videoid=51086
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[Tenacious]

A&E owes you an explanation!!!

[Shortfin]

Amazing how time fly's,, Box ,,seems like yesterday

how the heck you fit in that kill box with only a scratch

[saltwaterbucks]

We need a COPYRIGHT Lawyer here on SFC.


Anybody know one,,,,,,,,, a fortune is waiting to be made.

[Flatdog]

Box He will understand the fact that you were THE first I am sure! And during one of the forthcoming programs he is recording, most likely invite you to Dance!!!!!!!! All you need to let him know is that you do not need the ass grab halfway through The third lift, one assumes this is before you put to sea with him, he can swim can't he? lol

[dunn6253]

When the Sopranos reruns didn't make A&E any money, they went looking. Along the lines they came here to SFC and saw some videos staring the Beast. Its to bad they chose patrick pansy ass over the REEL BEAST. A&E needs to come onto SFC and explain this pronto.

[John from Madison CT]

If Patrick Swayzee is dancing around in any way, it's a miracle. He's been fighting pancreatic cancer for a while now. This type of cancer has less than a 10% survival rate.

God bless him if he is.

[WAHOONBOX]

JUST FINISHED BREAKFAST WITH THE PONEYTAIL....WATCHING FOX NEWS LIVE ....AND PRES ELECT OBAMA AND HIS BRIDE JUST LEFT THE BUILDING AND ENTERED THEIR NEW LIMOSINE...

IT WAS THE SECRET SERVICE'S NEWEST MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR TOY.....COMPLETE WITH ALL THE GADGETS AND TRICKS MR. OO7 WOULD BE PROUD OF


SEEMS THEY NICKNAMED THE ARMORED WAGON DA BEAST AS REPORTING BY FOX NEWS CORRESSPONDANT

NO CREDIT GIVEN TO WAHOONBOX

[Shortfin]

Even our Gov is stealing your Lingo DAMN

[seapower]

Hey man, that's just the price of FAME!!! The world will soon be full of "Box Wanna Be's". Get used to it Frank,SeaPower