THIS ONE REALLY GETS MY GANDER

[WAHOONBOX]

PONEYTAIL IS GONE FOR DA HOLIDAY

SO I GO DO SOME SHOPPIN WHILE THE BOSS IS AWAY

I AM DEFINITELY LOOKING FOR ITEMS ON SALE CAUSE I AM ON DA BUDGET..... SO I SEE A 16 PACK OF TOILET PAPER ON SALE.....LOOKS LIKE A GOOD BUY TO ME CHA CHING.......AH YES....THE MEGA MONSTER ROLL.....NOW 38% MORE SQUARE FOOTAGE FOR YOUR MONEY



WELL SCREW COTTONELLE AND THEIR SQUARE FOOTAGE!..............WHAT DO THEY WANT ME TO DO? RIP OUT THE WALL SO I CAN INSTALL A MONSTER TP RACK??? GEEZUS H I HAVE 300 ROLLS OF MONSTER TP AND THE DANG TP DISPENSER IS TOO SMALL!!

[whitey]

Just set the roll on top of the crapper like most men do.

[Glenn W]

Just set the roll on top of the crapper like most men do.

Da hell does someone have candlesticks hanging out the wall for anyway? turn the rolls 90 degrees and you can also have a spare hung up all pretty.

[gradywhite273]

im sure with some crimps, 300lb mono and some monel, you could make that work.

[Double D]

Just set the roll on top of the crapper like most men do.

and just how long were you married?

GW stole my advice

[whitey]

and just how long were you married?

11 miserable months.

[Double D]

11 miserable months.

I'll bet she was.. Shoulda put the paper on the holder

[whitey]

I'll bet she was.. Shoulda put the paper on the holder

She didn't mind the toilet paper on the back of the toilet but she did mind when I left the seat up in the middle of the night.

[Matuka Fly]

Now that's hind sight for you.

WAHOONBOX you are seriously entertaining.

[WAHOONBOX]

11 miserable months.

NOT HORRIBLE....NOT SAD....BUT.MISERABLE ..................

WHITEY.........YOU GOTTA ENLIGHTEN US HERE.............

WE GOTTA KNOW DUDE.WE JUST GOTSTA KNOW!


WHAT WAS THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMELS BACK?.....I MEAN 11 MONTHS....PALEEESE....WE GOTTA KNOW

IN THE NAME OF THANKSGIVING....SPILL IT