Ok, Now I'm really Pissed

[Glenn W]

It's Friday afternoon, pretty as a Peach outside and I am stuck in the office working--- oh, well.
So here I am, on a multi-jurisdictional conference call involving serious business matters as it relates to a potential Commercial Ocean Real Estate transaction (talking to my buds on the speaker phone trying to reserve a condo for the WMO) and I'm eating a bag of Cracker Jacks---- a BAG?--- what's this bag about?-- Cracker Jacks come in a box for goodness sakes. Oh well.
They ain't lost anything on the stickyness of the caramel popcorn I tell ya, I had this shit all over my fingers, keyboard, mouse, telephone, you name it all for the sake of the peanuts in the bottom. 7 frigging measly ass peanuts is all--- gimmie a break here Sailor Jack, you know there should be a minimum of 20 peanuts in a BOX of Cracker Jacks. I felt like kicking Bingo's mutt ass.
But the cu da gra was yet to come:

My Toy---- Where is my toy? All there was inside was a dumb ass riddle with some little sticker inside. This is out and out consumer fraud here people, and something needs to be done about it. Who do I get in contact with about this thing: FTC?, ICC? FCC?, EIEIO?
I am pissed I tell ya.

[#1Gaffman]

OH GEEZ, now hes wining about CRACKER JACKS!!!

[Proheat]

Glenn..............Calm down buddy!!! Tell the boss that you feel ill and that your going to see the doc! Get in your truck and head to Morehead(thats where the doc is at! ) Hitch a ride with someone headed east into the blue water for the weekend!!!


AAAHHHH.........just what the doctor ordered!!!

[Glenn W]

OH GEEZ, now hes wining about CRACKER JACKS!!!

Whinning? Look you little college crumb snatcher--- I ought to put you over my knee and----
This is serious stuff here

[Bite Me]

That's what ya get for buying Cracker Jack in a freakin bag......I thought you knew better. Didn't they teach you anything in that damn college?
Now quit whinning and GET BACK TO WORK. I hear my favorite bartender callin.

[gradywhite273]

glenn, im with ya, file a class action suit, writ of habeaus crackerjackofff, and all those other good terms.

[Double D]

I could help ya, but you gotta promise to be nice to the gaffman

I just sent Marty the info on where we stayed last year, nice big condo that was less than a couple hotel rooms

[Glenn W]

I hear my favorite bartender callin.

Now, that's the best idea I've heard all day. Come on buddy Gaffman, I'll buy you a drink--- Setem up, Shirley Temples for the House--- and I'll have my special glass please there Rose ( my local barmaid)

Doug, the Gaffer is AOK with me, he knows that.

[WAHOONBOX]

GLENN I CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH BYA BRO...THAT AIN'T RIGHT! THEY USED TO PUT AWESOME TOYS INDACJBOX ...AND NOW IT IS A PIECE OF PAPER! I WANT A TOY

I ALWAYS OPENED THE BOX FROM THE BOTTOM


NOW MY ***** TODAY IS CONCERNING "MALLO CUP" CANDIES

I HAVE COLLECTED THE "COINS" INSIDE A MALLOW CUP FOR YRS....COLLECT 500 CENT WORTH AND SEND THEM IN TO MR MALLO AND GET FREE CANDY....NOWADAYS THEY SEND A $1 REFUND CHECK

SO WHAT DID I DI THE OTHER DAY? I BOUGHT A 4-PACK OF MALLO CUPS AND THEY DO NOT PUT A COIN IN THEM!!!! WHAT THE HECK??? BUY FOUR AND GET ZERO....BUY TWO AND A GET A REDEMPTION COIN!!!

DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE A COMPLAINT THEY WISH TO FILE HERE?

THIS IS DISPICABLE ACTION AND WE SHALL NOT TOLERATE I.....

[Bite Me]

Someone gave me a bottle of Rum as a gift. I looked at the label and noticed it's 75 proof. So what happened to 90 proof, then 86.5 proof, then 80 proof?

Come on here, I mean no disrespect to the Craker Jackers and the mallow cuppers of the world but now they are messin with my Rum.

Oh' the humanities and injustice of it all.