A NITE OUT DRINKING , CAROUSING, AND...

[WAHOONBOX]

IS SHE BY HERSELF? IS SHE LOOKING AT ME?

MY MY MY....THERE IS HOPE ON THE HIGH SEAS! .....I WAS FORCED AT GUNPOINT, TO GO OUT THE OTHER NIGHT WHILE VISITING A COAST GUARD BUDDY OF MINE IN PORT ARANSAS TEXAS. IT WAS A SHIP REUNION THAT WE DO EVERY THREE OR FOUR YEARS.

NOW I GAVE UP THE LONGNECKS YEARS AGO AND VERY RARELY DO THE NIGHT CLUB SCENE

BUT HERE WE WERE.....IT WAS BLOWING A GALE NO WAY WERE WE GOING OFFSHORE.....AND ...WELL....THE CREW DECIDED TO DRINK SOUTH TEXAS DRY.........AHHH WHAT THE HELL.....I CAN HAVE A COUPLE.....THAT WON'T HURT...THEN IT WAS FOUR...THEN SEVEN.....

SHIT! SHE .... IS ..... LOOKING AT ME!! . NOW THIS COWBOY BOOT WE WERE DRINKING IN WAS NOT EXACTLY THE TAJ MAHAL OF BEER SALOONS......BUT NOW HERE I AM ON MY EIGHTH LONGNECK AND I'M NOW TRYING TO DRINK HER SKINNY AS TOBY SAYS......THREE DANCES LATER AND I GO BLURRED....I MEAN REAL BLURRED....SHE WENT FROM 198 TO 128 SKINNY REAL QUICK

THE NEXT THING I REMEMBER HERE WAS WAKING UP IN A 2 ROOM APT SOMEWHERE NEAR A DRAW BRIDGE IN PORT ARANSAS WITH SEVERE COTTONMOUTH AND SOME OLD HOUND DOG HUMPING ON MY LEG.......WTF!!! GET AWAY YOU MANGY MUTT!!

WHAT THE HECK POSSESSED ME TO END UP HERE? WHY DID I GET SO STUPID? ......I AM VERY HAPPY AT HOME!! .....SO WHY DID I FALL OFF DE WAGON? HAVE I LOST IT? HOW COULD I GET SO SIDETRACKED? I'LL NEVER NEVER GET OUT OF THIS ONE....NEVER!

THEN THE QUAKE OF ALL QUAKES ERUPTED AS THE PONEYTAIL SHOOK MY LEFT SHOULDER....".BOX, WAKE UP....WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR LEG? WHY ARE YOU SHAKING IT?"












YEP.....NEED TO GO FISHING.....WEDNESDAY DOESN'T COME QUICK ENOUGH

[Crazy Eyes]

Sounds like a pretty serious case of w'drawls. Fortunately yours is from fishing and not the longnecks

[SeaBiscuit]

Glad it was only a dream big fella! It is September and although the weather won't let us go all we want, fishing can be very good when we do get to go. I think you speak for all of us addicts when you say: "we got to go"!
I hope you crush 'em on Wednesday.
SeaBiscuit

[Double D]

VERY RARELY DO THE NIGHT CLUB SCENE

hmmmm... didn't seem to be the case in OC and CM......

[demolition man]

Glad you were only dreaming!!! I've met the ponytail, and you would be a fool to go carouzin'. Did you have any luck in Tarboro yesterday?

[Trojan Joe]

Box....glad to hear it was only dream, but as I read your post it brought back memories of Spring break in '94 on Mustang Island and probably the watering hole you were at in the Port Aransas harbor. Yea the girls do get prettier at closing time!

[Sea Draggin]

You got luck this time....



......Cus' I was getting ready to come down and KICK YOUR BUTT!

[GALAZIO]

Looks & sounds like someone "stumbled" into & out of Sharkey's...that is my guess.

[tolmaz]

memories.......oh........the memeories