News Flash, almost LIVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[saltwaterbucks]

ESPN Magazine has just reported that a possible trade is in the works between the Dallas Cowboys and the Carolina Panthers........

Jerry Jones is offering all his delinquents in one bundle, Pacman Jones, Terrell Owens and Roy Williams !!!!! I don't get how you sign them to these big a----s contracts and then offer them as trade bait. C'mon Jerry, a better solution is to fire yourself. The Cowboys have went down hill ever since you thought you could coach and you FIRED Jimmy Johnson!!!


rap sheet look at all of Pacman’s brushes with the law since joining the NFL’s Tennessee Titans:

July 13, 2005- Arrested and charged with assault and felony vandalism after a nightclub altercation. This began Pacman Jones NFL rap sheet. He already had a lengthy one from high school and college.

September 5, 2005- Adam was invited to attend the Nashville Sports Council Kickoff Luncheon. Jones went off on a verbal tirade while being told to wait for his car after the event. He then refused to tip the valet service.

October 2005- State of West Virginia filed a petition stating that Jones had not been contacting his probation officer and that he had not reported his July 2005 arrest. The judge extended the probation for just 90 days.

March 23, 2006- Charged with marijuana possession in Fayetteville, Georgia. He went on to claim that he knew how to beat the NFL’s drug test.

August 25, 2006- Arrested for disorderly conduct and public intoxication after being ordered by the cops to leave a Murfreesboro night club several times. Jones claimed a woman stole his wallet. The woman claimed that Jones spat on her. The judge in the case gave Pacman six months probation and told him to stay away from the club.

October 26, 2006- Jones was issued a citation for misdemeanor assault after a female student from Tennessee State University claimed that Jones spit in her face at a Nashville night club.

Feburary 19, 2007- The facts are disputed and no charges have been made yet, but Jones was in the middle of a fight and shooting at a strip club in Las Vegas that left one man paralyzed and two more wounded. The fight broke out after Jones showered strippers on stage with $81,000 dollars. The club owner claims Jones was beating a strippers head against the bar while claiming to kill one of the club’s employees.

January 3, 2008- Pacman is accused of punching Wanda S. Jackson in the face at an Atlanta strip club called the Body Tap Strip Club. Jackson says Jones reached over the counter and sucker punched her in her left eye.

October 8, 2008- Jones got into an alcohol related incident which turned into a physical confrontation with bodyguards that had been assigned to him by the Dallas Cowboys. NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has suspended Jones indefinitely for the second time in his NFL career.

He is the kicker in this possible trade. Jerry Jones is offering all 3 of his Superstar Studs to the Panthers for a PINT OF CAROLINA PORK B-B-Q AND 20 PCS. OF FRIED CHICKEN FROM RIVERROAD INN , HIGH POINT, NC

[WAHOONBOX]

DALLAS GETS WHAT THEY DESERVE.........AND NORTH CAROLINA HAS NO PLACE FOR WIPES SUCH AS THESE....


I WILL NOT ACCEPT THESE DALLAS PLAYERS TO MY STATE. KEEP THEM IN TEXAS WHERE THEY BELONG


AND THE RIVER ROAD INN , THE HOME OF THE BEST FRIED CHICKEN I HAVE EVER EAT IN MY LIFE.....HAS BEEN CLOSED FOR 25 YEARS BRO.....

[Tenacious]

McKenzie's has the best fried chicken, also closed after Katrina Oh by the way the Saints suck too!! Does anyone want to buy my season tickets

[seapower]

Hate to say it,but my WIFE has the BEST fried chicken. And she's still in business Frank

[Robja]

Dallas can keep their thugs. My 97 yr old grandmother makes the best fried chicken. It must be good since she has lived to be 97

[clt_capt]

Jerry Richardson (Panther's Owner) is awaiting a heart transplant, but I don't think any of those 3 has any heart

1/2 a chicken from Price's Chicken Coop in Charlotte is worth way more than those 3 clowns...

[Tenacious]

What about Popeye's? Anybody hear of that one? Here is a few pics of his house (The late Al Copeland)

[whitey]

[WAHOONBOX]

DANG WHITEY IS GETTIN GOOD WITH HIS GRAPHICS....

THE MAIN THING IS IT'S GONNA BE A LONG WINTER FOR THE DALLAS CONVICTS.....TO WILL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO GIVE SOME MORE PRESS CONFERENCES....AND HOPEFULLY THE FABULOUS GAME ANNOUNCERS WILL NOT MENTION THE DALLAS.........AT LEAST TIL IT IS TIME FOR THEM TO START KISSING THEIR ASS ONCE AGAIN NEXT YEAR

MAYBE NEXT YEAR POINTS WILL BE GIVEN FOR THE MOST RIDICULOUS CELEBRATION AFTER A TACKLE OR RARE TOUCHDOWN.....THE COWBOYS WILL GO - ALL- THE - WAY IN THIS CATEGORY


AND FOR BEST IDIOTIC IMITATION OF A RAPSTAR JIRATION ....THE PIGSKIN BUTTHOLE AWARD GOES TO:

[saltwaterbucks]

Thanks Whitey, I needed that. That is absolutely hilarious. What is Jerry Jones email so I can forward your post to him?

A big attaboy to whomever finds me Jerry Jones's email !!!!