NEWS FLASH

[WAHOONBOX]

I WAS ALL STRETCHED OUT ON THE COUCH JUST NOW CHILLIN OUT AFTER RIGGING FOR A FOUR DAY BILL FISH HUNT WITH "DO'IN IT" & "BIKER BABE" WHEN DIANE SAWYER'S CRACK NEWS CREW PRESENTED A MAJOR NETWORK ANNOUNCEMENT

SEEMS A 7 FT SHARK WAS CAUGHT FIVE MILES OFF THE COAST OF CAPE COD. REALLY?

NO......THIS IS NO TYPO.....A SHARK....ALL 7 FEET OF HIM WAS CAUGHT 5 MILES FROM THE BEACH....THERE WAS SOME FOOTAGE....LOOKED LIKE A DUSKY...


SO NOW THE COAST GUARD HAS ISSUED A SHARK WARNING FROM NEW JERSEY TO MAINE WARNING JULY 4TH BEACHGOERS OF POSSIBLE SHARK ATTACKS.

THIS IS TRUE. THIS IS NOT SOME BULLSHIT ,MALARKEE NATIONAL ENQUIRER STORY THIS IS STRAIGHT FROM THE DESK OF DIANE SAWYER........I JUST HEARD THIS STORY ON THE NATIONAL TV NEWS PEOPLE!

ONE SHARK....CAUGHT ON HOOK AND LINE AND THE COAST GUARD...WOO WOO.....DIANE SAWYER AND CREW HAVE ISSUED A COASTAL PANIC ATTACK NEWS BLAST.


IF THIS ISN'T THE DUMBEST MOST LAME IGNORANT THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF IN MY LIFE. EVERY REPORTER INCLUDING THE COAST GUARD LIASON OFFICER WHO ISSUED THE STATEMENT SHOWED HAVE THEIR ASS REMNOVED FOR SUCH A NO NOTHING ACTION...

WAKE UP YOU DUMB ASSES....THERE ARE ENOUGH FRIGGIN SHARKS UP DOWN THE COAST IN 10 FEET OF WATER THAT YOU COULD FILL UP 30 OR MORE 600 FT FRIEGHTERS IN 24 HRS WITH SHARK FINS ALONE


IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME GO TO CAPE LOOKOUT INSIDE THE HOOK....THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF DEAD DOGFISH WASHED UP ON THE BEACHES AT CAPE LOOKOUT WHICH THEY DIED FROM EXCESSIVE HOT WATER ALONE....WE SHOULD DECLARE TODAY DEAD DOGFISH DAY AND CELEBRATE!

I BET IF I WANTED TO I COULD CATCH 50 SHARKS IN 6 HRS IN ANY SPOT YOU PICK WITHIN 2 MILES OF ANY NC BEACH....


PEOPLE I AM TRULY SPEECHLESS HERE.....


DRAMA....HERE I AM ABOUT SICK OF NEWS DRAMA...TIGER WOODS...VAN DER SHLIT OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS...GULF OIL SPILL...LEBRAUN JAMES...AND NOW A SHARK WAS CAUGHT OFF THE COAST AT CAPE COD....130 LBER GIVE OR TAKE....OH...I ALMOST FORGOT....SOCCER.....GEEZUS H I COULD GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT ANYTHING CONNECTED TO SOCCER....EXCEPT SOME HOT VOLVO DRIVING SOCCER MOM IN A HALTER TOP.



I'M STILL SHAKING.


A SHARK WAS CAUGHT IN MASSACHUSETTES.....WOW


THE HORROR

[BarryTurano]

Quote Roy Schieder "we need a bigger boat"

[Jesse Lockowitz]

boy i better be more low key down here, i bring dragging 6ft blacktips on the beach the last few weeks :-)




Jesse

[clt_capt]

Quote Roy Schieder "we need a bigger boat"

Darn - You beat me to it. Better not let Dan Rather see the pics of the sharks in Beaufort Inlet last year. They won't let people cross the bridge in New Bern

Tear it up Todd and Biker Babe

[netman9]

This beast had them running in all directions escaping the shark invested waters. He was lucky I missed with my harpoon shot and wore him down for the lip gaff!

[joeksr]

Now this is something to worry about.
Went out back to the canal today to see if any spot were
around yet. No spot but it wasn't long before this approximately 50.8mm, 109.374 gr behemoth took the bait, dam near broke the rod in half and I had to hook him up to the hitch on the back of the truck to
get him onto the dock. Goin out tomorrow to get cable netting for the canal to make sure our kids are safe.

[Bert Rodgers]

Deep Breaths Marty. That's right, In through the nose, out through the mouth.Out with the old out with the new.

In......
Out

Feel better?

Bert

[Foul Hook'd]

Box did Diane Sawyer have that twinkle in her eye??

Foul Hook'd

[Nauti Natured]

It is so insane the control they have over the robotic, media driven idiots in this country.

[Tuna Meltdown]

Box, here is the real story as posted by the man himself that caught the shark. It was a 7' Great white. It took a live pogy flown from a kite. Bruce was fishing for Bluefin when the shark hit.
Great White Shark Tagged and Released on the SWEET DREAM III

And if that wasn't enough the news paper wrote about a big thresher taken in the same area yesterday.

Congrats to the Polar Bear!