FORGET TURKEY DINNER......I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT YOU HAVE TO GO OVER TO AUNT ZELDAS FOR STUFFING, CRANBERRY, ETC ETC!!! NO EXCUSES.........
I'M NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR A 2-3 DAY ADVENTURE ....BEGINNING THIS WEDS...THATS RIGHT .....TOMORROW, THURSDAY AND FRIDAY......I NEED EITHER A SHOOTER,(BOW) OR SOMEONE TO BE ON CAMERA FOR ME
I AM ON THE VERGE OF LURING A DEER, DOE OR BUCK, I DON'T CARE WHICH.....INTO A TOBACCO BARN THAT HAS BEEN ENGULFED BY THE FOREST.......I WILL BE TAKING THE ANIMAL AT POINT BLANK RANGE WITH A BOW.......IT WILL BE A GIVEN....TRUST ME......THE STAGE IS SET!!!
NOW IF YOU HAVE TO CALL HOME AND ASK PERMISSION ON THIS ....ALL I CAN SAY IS NO NADS! I WILL ALSO PROVIDE YOU ROOM AND BOARD AT THE CRIB DEL BOXO....AND WE WILL EAT WHAT WE KILL FOR THANKSGIVING DAY.....IF YOUR BRIDE BALKS ON THIS ....I WILL MAKE THE CALL FOR YOU.......IF YOU NEED TO BRING HER....THEN BRING HER.......THE CRIB DEL BOXO WILL BE HERS WHILE WE HUNT IN THE EVE.....
Real Estate-Exclusive Buyer's Agent MD Eastern Shore
Sounds like a job for the ARK. You will need to scrub him down or get winded for sure. Bally on hands, Deisel fumes from last weeks travel and the smell of fresh plastic from the squid gig.
223 MILE ROUND TRIP....HAUL 65 LB OF CORN 700 YARD TO SHOOT ONE POINT BLANK ....GET BACK IN TRUCK AFTER 15 MINUTES AND HEAD HOMEAND I GET CRAAAPP FROM DA BUCKEYE!!!
YEAH SHES GONE TO MEXICO OR ARIZONA OR SOMEWHERE LIKE THAT!
my uncle did have one come alive in the back of his pickup one time in the parking lot of the likker store in wallace NC on christmas eve......he took it out with a ball peen hammer !