Nascar Gear Up

[treyd7723]

Super Bowl is over now lets gear up for NASCAR heres a lil video from 08

[Avenger]

I enjoy racing as much as the next guy, but...

Leave it to those dumb@$$ rednecks to schedule Daytona for Valentine's Day. WTF? Only NASCAR could think that a stock car race is a good time for your woman. And I apologize to NASCAR's dedicated female fans, but most women don't get all gooey at the sound of a V-8.

Now I won't be able to watch the race without hearing a lot of whining noise, and it ain't gonna be from the cars whistling around the track. F-tards couldn't move it back one week?

I hope it snows on them!

[Capt,Ray]

Trey you were pertty that nite you were.Avenger, my wife didnt like it untill she went to one.Now shes a freak #9 chit all over the house,hell she even bought a charger 2 years ago.Now he drives a ford.I wonder whats around the corner?

[HIGHTIED]

I enjoy racing as much as the next guy, but...

Leave it to those dumb@$$ rednecks to schedule Daytona for Valentine's Day. WTF? Only NASCAR could think that a stock car race is a good time for your woman. And I apologize to NASCAR's dedicated female fans, but most women don't get all gooey at the sound of a V-8.

Now I won't be able to watch the race without hearing a lot of whining noise, and it ain't gonna be from the cars whistling around the track. F-tards couldn't move it back one week?

I hope it snows on them!

Avenger,
Sorry.....but this post is friggin hilarious. Just shot coffee out my nose. Sounds like true love.

[WAHOONBOX]

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU GUYS CLICKED ON www.godaddy.com ? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT....I GOT ME A GUT FEELING THAT MISS D WILL BREAK SOME HEARTS AND FENDERS ON DA TRACK....I PREDICT TOP 10 IN NATIONWIDE POINTS THIS YEAR

MY FIRST RACE EVER WAS THE FIRECRACKER 400...1964....AND I AM PATIENTLY WAITING ON SWB'S TO MAIL THE CONVERTED BROWNIE 8 FILM FROM THIS RACE TO ME...

FIREBALL ROBERTS (INJURED), MARVIN PANCH...TINY LUND, NED JARRETT, JR JOHNSON , BOBBY ISSAC, FRED LORENZEN, TOM PISTONE,BUDDY HARRINGTON, AJ FOYT, NEIL CASTLES, AND THE YOUNG KING HIMSELF

[Avenger]

See, now that's what I'm talking about!

NASCAR has sanatized and homogenized itself to the point where it's nothing but a three hour commercial. It ain't manly anymore!

Give me Cale Yarborough and Bobby Allison beating the snots out of each other in the infield.

Now this is racing:



Capt Ray you're a lucky man. Maybe I should have taken the wife to a Winston Cup race (yes, I'm old enough that it's still a habit to call it that) instead of having her come to the local track when I was a crew chief for a team. Maybe if she'd enjoyed a race where you didn't go home with tire dust in your hair and smelling like Sunoco it would have gone better.

[Capt,Ray]

Box they were the good ol days,I wish they would have a race with the ol crowd petty.pearson.cale.j.jonston,d waltrip ned and the rest of the ones still living.I use to mate for hoss ellinton.We carried out pearson,N.bonnet and s.marlin it was a hoot,when we got a bite the race was on to the rod.I havent seen or heard from hoss in a while,hope hes still kicking.

[WAHOONBOX]

Box they were the good ol days,I wish they would have a race with the ol crowd petty.pearson.cale.j.jonston,d waltrip ned and the rest of the ones still living.I use to mate for hoss ellinton.We carried out pearson,N.bonnet and s.marlin it was a hoot,when we got a bite the race was on to the rod.I havent seen or heard from hoss in a while,hope hes still kicking.

STERLING MARLIN du huh...WHAT TO HEAR A GOOD UN?


I MET THIS BROAD A FEW YEARS AGO....A LOT OF YEARS ago...I WAS AROUND 36 OR SO....AWESOME BUBBLE BUTT...MED NICE NATURAL RACK...BLONDE....114 CLASS CORE

I WENT TO PICK HER UP FOR MY SECOND DATE WITH HER...THE FIRST ONE WAS JUST AN INTRO DATE FOR A DRINK TYPE THING....BOUGHT A NEW $48 SHIRT FOR THE EVENT...SHOWERED...SPRAYED BOTH ARMS...THE WHOLE THING FOR THIS BIG NIGHT

I ARRIVED AT HER CRIB....VAN HALEN WAS PLAYING IN THE 8 TRACK BIN......I KNOCKED....SO WHEN SHE CAME TO THE DOOR...SHE SAID, "UHHH.....I'M SORRY BUT GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU".....I KNEW POSITIVELY FIRST HAND THAT SHE WAS NOT GOING TO TELL ME SHE WAS PREGNANT OR ANYTHING CAUSE ....WELL....YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING HERE I MEAN THERE WAS NO HELLOS....NO HEY MARTY HOW YA DOING....JUST "I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. ....WELL I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING DOWN HERE....HELL I AM A PROFESSIONAL....

"I AM GOING TO HAVE TO BREAK THE DATE TONIGHT BECAUSE STERLING MARLIN INVITED ME TO CHARLOTTE FOR THE WEEKEND" she said ............

"STERLING MARLIN? "

I thought: THEE STERLING MARLIN? THE STERLING MARLIN THAT I JUST BOUGHT ONE OF HIS TEES IN NORTH WILKSBORO THE YEAR BEFORE? .....YOU.... YOUR BREAKING OUR DATE? STERLING IS GOING TO GET TO SEE YOUR BUBBLE BUTT AND I WILL NEVER GET SEE IT? IS THAT WHAT YOUR TELLING ME???


THE FREAKIN HORROR OF IT!









A COUPLE DAYS LATER I HAD ALREADY FORGOTTEN ABOUT MISS BUBBLE BUTT....

IT WAS SUNDAY.....CLEAR SKIES....AND I CLIMBED INTO MY TRUCK
I DONNED MY WINSTON CUP RADIO HEADSET....DIALED it IN TO FM 97.6 COUNTRY AND WENT SUNDAY AFTERNOON CRUISING .....


"STERLIN MARLIN INTO THE WALL!!!!....'"BIG CRASH OVER IN TURN ONE".!!!!..........."AND TAKIN' OUT RICKY RUDD, GEOFF BODINE, AND WALTRIP WITH HIM!!!" cracked my radio....

"I SURE HOPE STERLINS ALRIGHT... HE TOOK ONE SOLID HIT OUT THERE!!!!".....said the announcer from NRN.





STERLIN THE MAN CRASHED? OHH....HOW SAD.




I COULDN'T HELP IT... I JUST GRINNED A BIT.... A SMALL GRIN THOUGH....THEN REACHED OVER INTO MY RIGHT FLOORBOARDAND WITH A NOW BIGGER SMILE, GRABBED ME A COLD ONE FROM MY COLEMAN COOLER


HEY STERLIN....I thought.............SAY HEY TO THE BUBBLE FOR ME.

[gottaflylee]

Box they were the good ol days,I wish they would have a race with the ol crowd petty.pearson.cale.j.jonston,d waltrip ned and the rest of the ones still living.I use to mate for hoss ellinton.We carried out pearson,N.bonnet and s.marlin it was a hoot,when we got a bite the race was on to the rod.I havent seen or heard from hoss in a while,hope hes still kicking.

Ray, I know he was in Oct. I have dinner a lot where he comes in for a beer and we had a chat about fishing. Next time I see him I tell him you said HI...

[Captain Michael Buffington]

STERLING MARLIN du huh...WHAT TO HEAR A GOOD UN?


I MET THIS BROAD A FEW YEARS AGO....A LOT OF YEARS ago...I WAS AROUND 36 OR SO....AWESOME BUBBLE BUTT...MED NICE NATURAL RACK...BLONDE....114 CLASS CORE

I WENT TO PICK HER UP FOR MY SECOND DATE WITH HER...THE FIRST ONE WAS JUST AN INTRO DATE FOR A DRINK TYPE THING....BOUGHT A NEW $48 SHIRT FOR THE EVENT...SHOWERED...SPRAYED BOTH ARMS...THE WHOLE THING FOR THIS BIG NIGHT

I ARRIVED AT HER CRIB....VAN HALEN WAS PLAYING IN THE 8 TRACK BIN......I KNOCKED....SO WHEN SHE CAME TO THE DOOR...SHE SAID, "UHHH.....I'M SORRY BUT GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU".....I KNEW POSITIVELY FIRST HAND THAT SHE WAS NOT GOING TO TELL ME SHE WAS PREGNANT OR ANYTHING CAUSE ....WELL....YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING HERE I MEAN THERE WAS NO HELLOS....NO HEY MARTY HOW YA DOING....JUST "I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. ....WELL I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING DOWN HERE....HELL I AM A PROFESSIONAL....

"I AM GOING TO HAVE TO BREAK THE DATE TONIGHT BECAUSE STERLING MARLIN INVITED ME TO CHARLOTTE FOR THE WEEKEND" she said ............

"STERLING MARLIN? "

I thought: THEE STERLING MARLIN? THE STERLING MARLIN THAT I JUST BOUGHT ONE OF HIS TEES IN NORTH WILKSBORO THE YEAR BEFORE? .....YOU.... YOUR BREAKING OUR DATE? STERLING IS GOING TO GET TO SEE YOUR BUBBLE BUTT AND I WILL NEVER GET SEE IT? IS THAT WHAT YOUR TELLING ME???


THE FREAKIN HORROR OF IT!









A COUPLE DAYS LATER I HAD ALREADY FORGOTTEN ABOUT MISS BUBBLE BUTT....

IT WAS SUNDAY.....CLEAR SKIES....AND I CLIMBED INTO MY TRUCK
I DONNED MY WINSTON CUP RADIO HEADSET....DIALED it IN TO FM 97.6 COUNTRY AND WENT SUNDAY AFTERNOON CRUISING .....


"STERLIN MARLIN INTO THE WALL!!!!....'"BIG CRASH OVER IN TURN ONE".!!!!..........."AND TAKIN' OUT RICKY RUDD, GEOFF BODINE, AND WALTRIP WITH HIM!!!" cracked my radio....

"I SURE HOPE STERLINS ALRIGHT... HE TOOK ONE SOLID HIT OUT THERE!!!!".....said the announcer from NRN.





STERLIN THE MAN CRASHED? OHH....HOW SAD.




I COULDN'T HELP IT... I JUST GRINNED A BIT.... A SMALL GRIN THOUGH....THEN REACHED OVER INTO MY RIGHT FLOORBOARDAND WITH A NOW BIGGER SMILE, GRABBED ME A COLD ONE FROM MY COLEMAN COOLER


HEY STERLIN....I thought.............SAY HEY TO THE BUBBLE FOR ME.

haha

Mike