IT'S THE SAME OL THING WEEK AFTER WEEK....THE SAME OL ANNOUNCING TALKING ALL DAY LONG ABOUT THEIR FAVORITE SONS.....WHAT ABOUT THE ALLMONDINGERS....THE BLANEYS...THE UNSUNG HEROES THAT NEVER GET ANY AIRTIME YET THEY ARE IN THE TOP 43 AS BEING ONE OF THE FASTEST CARS IN THE WORLD......THAT AIN'T BAD I TELL YA!
THREE ANNOUNCERS SITTING IN THEIR LITTLE TV BOOTHE...ALL DRESSED UP...NO SPORT COAT TODAY...WHATS UP WITH THAT? JUST STUPID SILLY NECK TIES....ONE DUDE CAN'T TIE HIS PROPERLY....ONE DUDES TIE IS CROOKED AND PINK...AND DW'S HAS HIS COLLAR UN-BUTTONED AND TIE LOOSE....THAT'S COOL THAT DW IS RELAXED AND ALL BUT DUDE....PALEEESE........THAT'S THE UGLIEST BLUE TIE THIS SIDE OF THE MASON DIXON....
WHY DO TV SPORTS ANNOUNCERS WEAR A FRIGGIN' COAT AND TIE???? GEEZUS H HERE PEOPLE! THIS IS SPORTS!!! WE DON'T GIVE A HOOT ABOUT SEEING YOU ALL TRYING TO DRESS UP...I WOULD BE ASHAMED TO GO IN PUBLIC WITH SOME OF THE CLOTHES YOU GUYS WEAR!!!
I WOULD MUCH RATHER LOOK AT THE PONEYTAIL BABE ANNOUNCER IN THE PITS WEARING THE ESPN FIRE SUIT INTERVIEWING THE DRIVERS THAN SEE YOU GUYS IN A HALF-ASS TIED NECKTIE...OKAY/ SO GIVE US A BREAK
NOW....ON TO THE DAYTONA SPEEDWAY , CEO, AND TRACK OFFICIALS
DID RACE DAY SUDDENLY CREEP UP ON YOU POEPLE? DID IT???....DID YOU FORGET THAT TODAY IS THE BIGGEST RACE IN THE HISTORY OF RACING? DID YA?
HOW IN HELL DID YOU PEOPLE NOT SEE THE BIG OL ASPHALT CRACKS OUT IN TURN 2 & 4 PRIOR THE RACE??? AND DON'T TELL ME IT JUST FORMED WITHOUT NOTICE!!!! I GOT TO KNOW!!! ARE YE THAT BLIND???
BECAUSE OF YOUR IGNORANCE...DRIVERS HAVE WRECKED ...LOST MUCHO GRANDE AMOUNTS OF MONEY AND ALL BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PROPERLY MAINTAIN THE WORLD LARGEST SPEEDWAY..........I FULLY EXPECT A 30 DAY TO THE REAR OF THE FIELD PENALTY ON ALL CEO'S ASSOCIATED WITH THE TRACK CONDITION AND FINES BE LEVIED ON YOU ALL TO PAY FOR ALL RACE CARS DESTROYED AND/OR FROM YOUR NEGLIGENCE AND STUPIDITY...
I THINK THE DRIVERS THAT YOU WRECKED HERE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BRING IN THEIR BACK UP CARS AND CONTINUE RACING AND YOU IDIOT CEO'S SHOULD PAY FOR IT!
AND NOW AFTER THE FACT YOU REPORT TO THE WORLD TV AUDIENCE THAT THE TRACK IS GOING TO BE REPAVED IN 2011.....MAYBE AFTER SOMEONE IS KILLED??? REALLY.......
AS YOU SFC W2MW READERS, AS YOU CAN TELL...THE RACE IS RED FLAGGED NOW FOR AN HOUR PLUS AND I AM SITTING HERE BANGING IT OUT ON THE KEYBOARD....I DON'T PLAY FANTASY NASCAR NOR FOOTBALL...BUT I DO PLAY FANTASY SPORTS REPORTER.
"JR." IS REALLY WANTING TO WIN TODAY AFTER A LONG DROUGHT" ...Mike Joy reports to us.
WELL WHOOPIE DO MIKE JOY....WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 30 DRIVERS IN THE FIELD WHO HAVE NEVER HAD A TOP FIVE FINISH? YA THINK THEY DON'T WANT A WIN TOO? MY BIG OL BUTT! HOW ABOUT POINTING YOUR CAMERAS AT ALL THE DRIVERS AND GIVE FAIR AND EQUAL AIR TIME TO ALL....AND QUIT SUCKING SO MUCH ASS TO JOHNSON, STEWART , GORDON, BUSH AND EARNHARDT EVERY MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE.
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One day I gotta take you deep in side Daytona... Remember I grew up NASCAR... Theres a ton of crap you can't even imagine that goes on there. I'm not talkin the nickle tourist tour. I'm talking really way behind the scenes stuff. I think you would have a ball... Though Lowes is part of the ISC family I don't have the backstage pass clout there I do at the ol girl.
Yes cracks pop up. Unseen and unexpected. Its tough to get asphalt to do what you tell it to with 31 degrees of bank to slide you back down. I knew the first fixes wouldn't work so good. Its cold. Epoxy don't like to set when its cold... Fixin that stuff on the fly is kinda like wrappin a new guide on a rod while crankin in a bluefin...
I agree dressing the tv staff in ties makes about as much sense as stuffing you or I in the pit wearing three piece Armani and replacin our topsiders with Bruno Magley.
I REMEBER MY DAD DRIVNG THE FAMILY THROUGH THE TUNNEL AT THE FIRECRACKER 400 IN 1964....WE SAT ON THE WOODEN DECK MY DAD BUILT ON TOP OF THE CAMPER AT THE EXIT OF TURN 4....THAT WAS MY FIRST NASCAR RACE....
I WAS ADDICTED TO MY FAMILIES ONE AND ONLY AM RADIO EVERY SUNDAY AFTERNOON...AND LATER WE MOVED UP TO THE FM WORLD ....I USED TO ATTEND ALL MARINSVILLE, DALINGTON , THE ROCK AND NORTH WILKESBORO EVENTS ...SWB'S AND I HAD SEASON TICKETS (SAME SEATS) FOR 8 YRS IN TURN 2 CHARLOTTE
I HAVE FOOTAGE COMING SOON OF THAT 1964 RACE....I WAS 13. FRED LORENZEN WAS MY MAN....FIREBALL ROBERTS WAS STILL INJURED FROM HIS SOON TOO BE FATAL BURNS....AND AJ FOYT WON THE FIRST RACE I ATTENDED HERE IN DAYTONA.
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AND YES HERE WE ALL SIT ONCE AGAIN AS THE RED FLAG RULES..."BRING OUT THE ASPHALT-IT'S NOT OUR FAULT - PAVING CREW AGAIN!"....
HELL I'LL BE ABLE TO PATCH CARTERET
COUNTY'S PISS POOR HIWAYS ALL BY MYSELF WHEN ALL THIS IS BORIS-SAID AND DONE WITH......CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG HERE BUT, HAS BORIS SAID EVER FINISHED A NASCAR EVENT WITHOUT BEING INVOLVED IN A WRECK?....I DON'T THINK HE HAS EVER DRIVEN OVER 200 LAPS TOTAL IN HIS CAREER.
This was my favorite finish ever. Before moving to NASCAR my old man was with Purolator and this was our car... We had run and won with Foyt for a while and Donnie Allison behind the wheel for a couple seasons before hooking up with the ol silver fox David Pearson as our driver for a number of years. With the Wood Brothers in the pits for us it was an exciting world I lived in... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AibV8_0USBA
AW GEEZZZZZ...I GUESS I BLACK CATTED YOU SCOTT WHEN I STARTED PULLING FOR YA...I RAN UPSTAIRS TO MAKE THE POST ON YOUR BEHALF AND I GO BACK TO WATCH THE CONCLUSION AND YOU ARE IN 30TH PLACE....
DUDE...
I GUESS NOW A FAVORITE SON OF THE ANNOUNCERS WILL WON SO I AM PULLING FOR CLINT BOYER NOW
NO STEWART...NO BIFFLE...NO EDWARDS...JEFF GORDON WRECKING HALF THE FIELD TWICE AFTER HE WHINED ABOUT BUMB DRAFTING...GLAD TO SEE HIM PILE IT UP.
AND THE FINISH..............GOOD FOR YOU JAMIE MC' GOOD FOR YOU AND I MUST SAY WAY TO CHARGE IN THERE DALE JR....NOW THAT IS THE WAY IT SUPPOSED TO FINISH!
Yea what a finish where did JR come from he was drivin the wheels , fenders , bumpers ect off that car . By the way I take it NASCAR hasent heard of 5200 fast cure thatll end the track problems
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....WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 30 DRIVERS IN THE FIELD WHO HAVE NEVER HAD A TOP FIVE FINISH? YA THINK THEY DON'T WANT A WIN TOO?
MY BIG OL BUTT! HOW ABOUT POINTING YOUR CAMERAS AT ALL THE DRIVERS AND GIVE FAIR AND EQUAL AIR TIME TO ALL
....AND QUIT SUCKING SO MUCH ASS TO JOHNSON, STEWART , GORDON, BUSH AND EARNHARDT EVERY MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE.
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