MY POOR WIND BURNED FACE!

[WAHOONBOX]

TODAY WAS THE FIRST BRUTAL COLD AIR SNAP IN CAROLINA....BY NOON SHE WAS HONKING AROUND 25 NE....I HAD NO IDEA JUST HOW NUKED MY FACE WAS BECOMING IN THIS COLD BLAST FROM THE NORTH..

I WAS PLUNDERING AROUND THE BATHROOM CABINET LOOKING FOR SOME KIND OF GIRLY FU-FU LOTION TO SMEAR ON MY FACE FOR SOME RELIEF......I'M SERIOUS GUYS...MY FACE TINGLES TO THE POINT IT IS IRRITATING

AS I CRAWLED TO CABINET NUMBER TWO....MY PHONE JINGLED ONE TIME AND IT WAS THE PONEYTAIL....I EXPLAINED WHAT HAD HAPPENED AND THEN SHE SAID "WELL GO AHEAD AND OPEN UP A CERTAIN CHRISTMAS PRESENT UNDER THE TREE....AND FOLLOW DIRECTIONS" GIVEN


FOLLOW DIRECTIONS? WHAT DID SHE MEAN? I QUICKLY TOLD HER BYE BYE AND WENT TO FIND MY SURPRISE GIFT ALL WRAPPED UP! HOT DOG I THOUGHT....THE BOX GOT A EARLY PRESENT


I RIPPED THE FANCY WRAPPING PAPER OFF AND LOOKY HERE!.....MAN-UMISSION! FACIAL MOISTURIZERS....BODY WASHES....GEEEZZZZ..DO I STINK?


SO I READ UP ON ALL THE DIFFERENT MAN-POTIENTS AND CLIMBED INTO A HOT SHOWER....GOD HOW MY SHOULDERS HURT FROM THE RECENT "RUN-OFF" KILLINGS!!

WOW.....I AM NOT FOR SURE IF I AM SUPPOSED TO ADD WHIP CREAM AND A CHERRY TO THE MAN-SOAP AND EAT IT OR WHAT! CAUSE IT SMELLS DOGGONE DELICIOUS AND FRESH! A CROSS BETWEEN...HECK I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE BUT IT IS FABULOUS


I THEN HIT THE BODY WASH.....I FELT LIKE SINGING....DO WHA DIDDY DIDDY DUM DIDDY DOO! THERE SHE GOES.......UH WELL ENOUGH OF THE SINGING I FEEL REFRESHED AND ALIVE..... NEXT I SHAVED WITH MAN-UMISSION SHAVE GEL.....AHHHHH SLICK AS A BABY'S ASS NOW!

I THINK SHE BOUGHT THIS MAN STUFF ONLINE


NOT A BAD CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR A WEATHERED OLDER GENTLEMAN.

ROCK ON MAN-UMISSION....ROCK ON!

[Foul Hook'd]

I'll second the bite in the wind today Box, felt like it got colder as the day went on

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[gottaflylee]

Believe it or not Box, one of the beat things that I found for wind burn is SF50 sun block, winter and summer, I do like the Coppertone the best of all I have tried, maybe that is smells like the beach when I was a kid...oh hang on a second, I still am a kid, I'm 19 with 38 years experience...

[crappiekrazy]

A step up from Ivory and Old Spice there Box? Maybe you could start doing commercials for this product. Next thing you you know you'll be wearing Calvin Kline jeans and Izod shirts while hauling in Mahi next spring. I'd pay ten bucks to see that.

[clt_capt]

Glenn is getting fu-fu shotguns and you are getting man potions? Oh the horror

Just kidding. Cold Wind burn sux - When I used to teach skiing (snow kind) I found out that Carmex (the lip stuff) does wonders to protect your face. Just squeeze a bit out of the tube and rub it on your face.

[Foul Hook'd]

Your right there clt capt. Carmex is what I started using on my nose, especially when the ole nose is runny and that leaves a nasty windburn. Carmex leaves a good barrier to stop the burn.

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[FLATLINER]

Believe it or not Box, one of the beat things that I found for wind burn is SF50 sun block, winter and summer, I do like the Coppertone the best of all I have tried, maybe that is smells like the beach when I was a kid...oh hang on a second, I still am a kid, I'm 19 with 38 years experience...

Lee,
Im here at EL CRIBO and I have a major problem.

Im panicking......... Box read your post and started yelling something about you NEVER PUTTING ANY DAMN LOTION THAT FACE!!! I quote....... HIS DAMN FACE LOOKS LIKE AN UNTANNED BEAVERHIDE FROM ALL THOSE DAYS OF FISHING!!!!!!!!!

He ranted and began dancing around the upstairs and then I heard a thud on the floor. I went up there and he was eating a raspberry popsicle and when he fell, it went down his throat............ I did the heimlick, but Im not doing mouth to Mouth!!!!

I will fill you in on the outcome....


Kevin

[N2theBlue]

metrosexual

or maybe you belong on that new show jersey shore on mtv? next thing you'll be getting spray tans and wearing ed hardy t shirts

[WAHOONBOX]

metrosexual

or maybe you belong on that new show jersey shore on mtv? next thing you'll be getting spray tans and wearing ed hardy t shirts

OH NO....IT'S PUNK BOY AGAIN.


DUDE....I ALLOWED YOU TO CALL ME AN ASS IN ONE OF YOUR PREVIOUS POSTS......AND I DID NOT SEND YOU TO YOUR ROOM EITHER...DON'T MAKE ME PUNISH YOU OKAY?


NEXT TIME.....NEXT TIME CALL ME AN ASS TO MY FACE OKAY


KIDS.....ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE A NAME FOR THEMSELVES.

[N2theBlue]

sarcasm

and if you talked to me in person the way you spoke about southport in the bluefin thread, i would call you an ass to your face.

I still don't understand where you get off thinking you are god's gift to fishing because you make a few videos. there's some good people in this forum and thats why I come here. you do good stuff for the boys and girls club and I commend you for that, but learn how to type with the caps lock off (generally on the internet caps lock means you are yelling, and if you yelled this much in real life you wouldn't have any voice left) and realize that there are good fishermen who aren't from morehead city, and oh wow, fish actually swim in places other than the CL area.

Get over yourself.