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MEXICAN MAID ASKS FOR A RAISE
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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Seņora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Jor husband say so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Jor husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh..'
Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'
Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Seņora...the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'
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I think Admin is going to let me have this space
Jorge,
So what I am gathering Karla gave the maid a raise.
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If Ignorance is bliss, Why aren't more people happy?
but what does the pool boy think?
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I think Admin is going to let me have this space
the pool boy thinks with his small head and says life is good...
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