A little Philosophy from Larry J. "Fish and Marriage"
Got this a few weeks ago and thought it was pretty funny.
"A marriage license should be like a fishing license-it expires every year and if you go out of state you can get a 3 day license. If you think about it girls and fish have a lot in common they are fun to catch and if you clean and prep them right most are good to eat. Also if you decide to mount one you know it's going to cost you plenty! If you bring one home (no matter how well you treat them) they start going bad & fresh ones are always better Practice Catch and Release.
A year ago I heard something similar to this. Someone told me a marriage licens should be like a drivers license. About every four years you get a new license so how about a new spouse.