A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
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A young southern boy was attending his first country club reception up Jersey way. The refreshments soon kicked in so he headed to the men's room to relieve himself. Finishing up, he zipped up and headed for the door.
Pardon me, says a Jersey gent - but up here we teach young men to wash their hands after they pee. To which our Carolina boy replies,
"Well Sir, where I come from, they teach us not to pee on our hands!"
Three boys from Tangier had volunteered for the Christmas play, and were given the roles of the Three Wise Men. They showed up for rehersal wearing firemen's suits. The director asked what the heck they were doing... they replied, "Says right there in the Bible that they come from a far".
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FLARES....FLOWERS.....PURE RED.
