Light hearted sayings

[Flatdog]

Having just read somthing on another thread which gave a great mental picture,"Madder 'en a wet hen.".which made me laugh, though was not very nice were it was said, made me think of a few others, that over the years have stuck, there must be loads more from around the world, couple to kick it off.
"she has a face like a freshly smacked bottom"
"he has the look of a bulldog chewing a wasp"
come on what you got!

[Scooper]

" Rode hard and put away wet"

[WAHOONBOX]

"I'M HUNGRIER THAN A BUZZARD ON A GUT WAGON"

[Flatdog]

Same vein out of Africa
"so hungry could eat a pigmy with a pussy eye"

[Randy Stinchcomb]

one of my fav's: "thats slicker than snot on a door knob" or "old to soon, smart to late"

[gottaflylee]

If you always do what you've always done, you will always get what you've always got!

[carom]

always a day late and a dollar short

[Double XL]

The harder I work the luckier I get

[twodogs]

"If there are two answers to this question and one makes you cry, I mean the other one..."

That should be tatoo'd to the inside of my eyeballs.

[Flatdog]

rofl dude thats what I mean nice quote "If there are two answers to this question and one makes you cry, I mean the other one..."